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  1. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 08:07 AM #1
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    When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Sometimes it just isn't a good idea:

    http://cbs13.com/slideshows/Married....20.462840.html

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  2. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 08:15 AM #2
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Maybe they all have a really lame sense of humor and want to hear that joke anytime someone tries to say their name...



    Or maybe it really is crapp-beer, or maybe she really is a Traylor-Hooker...
  3. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 08:20 AM #3
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Hahaha... Wang Holder !!! Classic
  4. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 08:37 AM #4
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Jay Leno called, he wants his schtick back.


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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    runs away before dirk makes a comet hits him & his motorcycle
    I don't think he can make it happen. He can just tell you what millisecond, of what second, of what minute, of the hour, on the day, of the month and year it will happen. That's all.

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  6. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 09:05 AM #6
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Jay Leno called, he wants his schtick back.


    runs away before dirk makes a comet hits him & his motorcycle


    I actually ran across that while reading this story about a guy who got drunk, went for a ride, hit a wild boar and sued the state of Texas successfully for $8+ million:

    http://cbs13.com/local/motorcycle.pi....2.970461.html

    Sorry Sean. You won't be able to see that one either...

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    --Thomas Jefferson


  7. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 09:12 AM #7
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Dirk has more power then you can possibly imagine...
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  8. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 11:48 AM #8
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    That is funny as hell! Just wait till they have kids. Poor kid(s)!
  9. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 11:50 AM #9
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    I still want Ella Fitzgerald to marry Darth Vader
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  10. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 12:44 PM #10
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    I suppose this would apply to the Dick-Hertz wedding as well....hopefully they don't name their daughter "Mya".....
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Quote Originally Posted by dirkterrell View Post


    I actually ran across that while reading this story about a guy who got drunk, went for a ride, hit a wild boar and sued the state of Texas successfully for $8+ million:

    http://cbs13.com/local/motorcycle.pi....2.970461.html

    Sorry Sean. You won't be able to see that one either...

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  12. Mon Mar 30th, 2009, 04:58 PM #12
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    Re: When Not to Hyphenate Your Name

    Buwahahahah!!! I have a friend whose husband's last name is Dick. She kept her maiden name. I would probably do the same! Susan Dick. Yeah, that would suck!
    Susan

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