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  1. Fri Mar 27th, 2009, 12:39 PM #1
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    Holy Hand Grenade

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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    lol
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  3. Fri Mar 27th, 2009, 12:43 PM #3
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    hehe..been a while since I've gotten my Monty fix in! I kept waiting for the monks to whack themselves in the head during the chant.
    Funny article tho!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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  4. Fri Mar 27th, 2009, 02:32 PM #4
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Did it look like this???

    I have one and it is quite nice. Plus a watery tart laying in a pond also threw me a sword at me... Nickkky wickky wazzzz pang!!!
    I think I will go cut down the mightiest Tree with a.... Herring!!!

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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Niii!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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  6. Fri Mar 27th, 2009, 02:36 PM #6
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    Niii!
    What are you going to do??? Bleed on me???
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    I fart in your general direction!

    Now go away before I shall taunt you a second time...

    and for the life of me... I can't remember which was the hamster and the other smelled of elderberries....mom or dad? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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    Do you prefer the African or European Swallow???
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Well that depends...are we carrying a coconut husk around?
    Yeah... I'm gonna have to do a popcorn and grail night tonight! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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  10. Fri Mar 27th, 2009, 02:58 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Medicjess View Post
    Well that depends...are we carrying a coconut husk around?
    Yeah... I'm gonna have to do a popcorn and grail night tonight! lol
    Yep same here!!!
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Well hell, c'mon over and we'll have a Grail gathering! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Quote Originally Posted by Medicjess View Post
    Well hell, c'mon over and we'll have a Grail gathering! lol
    Good luck Jess, he is not into women.
    I play more games that Coleco!!
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    lol...uhhh well.... ok...lmao
    not sure what gutter your head is residing in today gainer...was simply an invite to watch the grail! =) unless i end up watching boondocks or departed again! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
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    Good luck Jess, he is not into women.
    WTF??? You can't call someone gay if they already called you gay!!! LOLIt's Fireball Time!!!!
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    lmao.... aw heck, time for the popcorn now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    I play more games that Coleco!!
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    what'd you delete the lego knights for ya dork? lol
    my ex snaked my special edition dvd that had that whole thing on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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    "Come back here you ninny, I will bite your head off!"

    I play more games that Coleco!!
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    Re: Holy Hand Grenade

    Damn it, Ralph you just had and go unleash the inevitable torrent of Monty Pythonisums that will now follow without any regard to the peasants.
    It’s like we are living in a monarchy or something.
    I didn't know we had a king.
    I thought we were an autonomous collective.
    You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.
    A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
    Oh, there you go bringing class into it again…

    Shit, now you got me doing it…

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    Gay-noir after a night of drinking!!! Some call him 'Tim"???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    WTF??? You can't call someone gay if they already called you gay!!! LOLIt's Fireball Time!!!!
    Sorry, I am not very knowledgeable in regards to the "gay calling" etiquette. Now I know who to ask when I have a question about this. Thanks for clearing that up. Did you say Fireball????
    I play more games that Coleco!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post

    Shit, now you got me doing it…
    But it is so much fuuuun! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Medicjess View Post
    But it is so much fuuuun! lol
    Fun huh, more like someone should be punished for starting a thread like this. You know you must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
    And me. And me too. And me.
    Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
    And after the spanking, the oral sex…





    Damn it…

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    Oh that naughty Newt! Naughty, naughty Newt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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