Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, "No" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
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Originally Posted by Snowman
Amen brotha!!!
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I like the left the toliet seat up part
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First, the only person you have anything to prove to is yourself. Second, you can watch life with your nose pressed up against the glass. Or you can swing the doors open and step inside.
When I go to a house inhabited exclusively by men and find the toilet seat up when I go to pee...I put it BACK UP when I'm done. It's only fair. And a sure-fire way to see to it that the seat is dry when I need it again.
sounds like a dream come true, but I wouldn't leave the toilet seat up. If I did, I would fall in from drinkin all that beer and scotch.
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I just pee in her shower so there is no argument about the toilet seat.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
problem with that is that I would pee on my feet, and I only do that if I have a bad case of athlete's foot.
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+1, damn FXW was just bitching about that this morning
Danny
toilet seat up doesn't bother me...It's just as easy for me to put it down as it is for him to put it up...you don't ever hear men bitching about the toilet seat being down, so it's not very fair for women to complain about it being up.
If you fall in it's your own damn fault.
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I must have had my love up when I met Sweetie Pie because she fell in.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
I love the toilet seat part. Though my ex never cared about that. However, I did have a gf that bitched about it all the time to me, so instead of putting just one seat down, I always made sure to put them both down, just to be an ass so that she'd still have to do work. Only fair, right??
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You sound like a relationship therapist Dr. D
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Love it!!!
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He needs to go to a truck pill or somethin'......
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I think Dana strives to be like Dr. Phil. Complete with comb over.
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