$322M Paid for not a single helicopter

And these are the same folks that are going to "save" our economy.


I am going to apply to the .gov for a contract to provide "Magic Invisible Pacification Dust" to the Iraqi government for the purposes of reducing insurgency. As the sole producer of MIPD and it's classified and secret delivery systems, I will accept a no-bid contract in the amount of $1.5B. Delivery to commence within 1 year of receiving 50% payment in cash (used, nonsequential bills preferred).