It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual
activities. Now after "original and
> proprietary" research they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the
results.
>
> REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
> With her consent...............................12 Calories
> Without her consent......................2187 Calories
>
> OPENING HER BRA:
> With both hands.....8 Calories
> With one hand...........12 Calories;
> With your teeth....485 Calories
>
> PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
> With an erection.....................6 Calories
> Without an erection................3315 Calories
>
> POSITIONS:
> Missionary......................................12 Calories
> 69 lying down..................................78 Calories
> 69 standing up.................................812 Calories
> Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
> Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
> Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
>
> ORGASMS: Real........................112 Calories
> Fake........................... ...............1315 Calories
>
> POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
> Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
> Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
>
> GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
> If you are:
> 20-29 years...................................36 Calories
> 30-39 years...................................80 Calories
> 40-49 years.................................124 Calories
> 50-59 years...............................1972 Calories
> 60-69 years...............................7916 Calories
> 70 and over....................................Results are still pending
>
> DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
>
> Calmly.........................................32 Calories
> In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
> With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
> With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
>
> Results may vary...