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    Geriatric Curmudgeon Lifetime Supporter Nick_Ninja's Avatar
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    THE BIKER

    A biker stopped by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
    couldn't do it while he waited, so he said since he didn't live far, he would just walk home.

    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.
    He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
    However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

    The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
    bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?

    "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went... In the
    parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was
    lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
    Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
    lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
    How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?

    "The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil,
    two chickens, and a goose. How in hell could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?

    "The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
    the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.......!!
    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

    "It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012

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    Re: THE BIKER

    ~Travis~
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    Re: THE BIKER

    good one!
    Cleveland




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    Re: THE BIKER



    not bad at all...


    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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