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    UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Horsman made this and it was just too funny to stay in the UFC thread.

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    I gotta get ripped. that Silva is a monster!!!
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Yeah, but he's a smoker so you should just run around the ring a couple of times and he'll be out of breath.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I gotta get ripped. that Silva is a monster!!!
    Hope he nevers sees this...

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Timmay looks "Raging Bull" mad. He is gonna bang Jodi Foster and turn her into a woman lover.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    This makes me laugh so hard..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Timmay looks "Raging Bull" mad. He is gonna bang Jodi Foster and turn her into a woman lover.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    $50 on Silva and Timmay.
    Silva, let's face it, he's willing to play as dirty as he needs to. I don't think Dana (or any person with a fairly normal concience) is willing to do what Jeff will.

    And Timmay, he's to nice. You know there has to be a ton of pent up aggression ready to whale on Chris. Don't get me wrong, I think Chris is crazy, but not Timmay-crazy.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    $50 on Silva and Timmay.
    Silva, let's face it, he's willing to play as dirty as he needs to. I don't think Dana (or any person with a fairly normal concience) is willing to do what Jeff will.

    And Timmay, he's to nice. You know there has to be a ton of pent up aggression ready to whaile on Chris. Don't get me wrong, I think Chris is crazy, but not Timmay-crazy.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    OHHH shit that is funny
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    $50 on Silva and Timmay.
    Silva, let's face it, he's willing to play as dirty as he needs to. I don't think Dana (or any person with a fairly normal concience) is willing to do what Jeff will.
    Exhibit A:



    And Timmay, he's to nice. You know there has to be a ton of pent up aggression ready to whaile on Chris. Don't get me wrong, I think Chris is crazy, but not Timmay-crazy.
    Exhibit B:

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Thanks Horsman
    Thus proving my points, even further.

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Who said I have a normal conscience?
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    or a complete lack thereof?
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Thanks Horsman
    Thus proving my points, even further.
    No prob... But I honestly don't want to run into Dana in a dark alley in Highlands Ranch...

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    I'm going to put all my money (all 50 cents of it) on chris he rides a Kawi cause he has balls.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    What does riding a Kawi have to do with anything???????
    Damn...isn't there a NC-17 rating and Trevor can't be on some of these threads?


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    He has balls cause he rides a kawa. Gixxers are more of a girls bike.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    I want the Vegas odds on these guys...

    Thread count(no periods Jeff!), Drink count and Kittah count, LOL count, etc...

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Who said I have a normal conscience?
    Don't get me wrong, I would be willing to consider you "morally flexible", just not to the same extent. Jeff considers the "ish" for time, imagine how that relay's to the "ish" of morals. An example of Jeff in the court room. "It wasn't murder your honor, it was more murder-ish." You're just not low down and dirty enough (hence the kitty pics).

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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Thats some funny shit, Thanks John.
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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    haha!! thats great!!!


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    Re: UFC Fight Night Dana vs Silva Chris vs Timmay

    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    He has balls cause he rides a kawa. Gixxers are more of a girls bike.
    I'll have to agree with tipsy, i saw 5 gixers in 2 days all were ridden by females. Thats funny tho

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