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  1. Mon Apr 27th, 2009, 02:53 PM #1
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    Texts from last night

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    Re: Texts from last night

    Doh!!! Sorry, type R

    Awesome site tho!
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    oh I love this site. When ever I need a really good laugh I look at it.

    Although there r funnier I like this one its so true:

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    First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
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    Re: Texts from last night



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    Re: Texts from last night

    I love it!
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    Re: Texts from last night

    (801): Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
    (435): A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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    Re: Texts from last night

    "(604): Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum."

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    Re: Texts from last night

    http://www.fmylife.com

    this is a good one as well....
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    Re: Texts from last night

    (870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
    (1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
    (870): what chic?
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    (859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
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    Re: Texts from last night

    lol some of those are pretty good
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    Re: Texts from last night

    I just lost the last 45 minutes of my life...but it was funny
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    (765): just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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