About a month ago our helpdesk was moved offshore to India. Over the last month we have been getting some interesting descriptions for some of our helpdesk tickets that come to my team. Here are a few for your amusement.

Example 1: The verbatim description
"Pathology report is jacked up, billing will be screwed if it is not fixed"

Example 2: Engrish is funny
"Patient locked in lab system, user does not have key to unlock"

Example 3: The repeater
"Network down, possible network problem."

Example 4: Naughty boy
"Cum error, cannot get cum report."

Example 5: The “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?”
"System Gateway locked – User want to unlock the same before relock."



Jay