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  1. Sun May 17th, 2009, 10:08 AM #1
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    <-- The Married Man

    ...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    There goes your sex life! Just kidding, Congrats!

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    You should have talked to Cycle_Monkey. Get her to buy you the bike of your dreams NOW ----- or it shall never happen I'm afraid
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Congrats! Here's to many, many years of happiness!

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    Congrats mang!
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    Nice work Vance.
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Grats Vance!
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    congrats vance.
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    Congrats Vance
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    Congrats Vance!
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Congratulations, Jim!










    PS: What's the only known food that kills a woman's sex drive?













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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Hey....ya'll stop with the woman bashing. The sex dies because the guy often stops the handholding, ear whispering/nibbling, validating, etc. It doesn't mean the woman's libido dies.....the guy loses his program sometimes too.
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGuys View Post
    Congratulations, Jim!










    PS: What's the only known food that kills a woman's sex drive?













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    A-fuckin-men I'm a woman and I can vouch for the fact that this is a true statement. So instead of wedding cake, drink vanilla vodka and cranberry...weeeeeeeee.

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Quote Originally Posted by Pandora-11 View Post
    Hey....ya'll stop with the woman bashing. The sex dies because the guy often stops the handholding, ear whispering/nibbling, validating, etc. It doesn't mean the woman's libido dies.....the guy loses his program sometimes too.

    Or the Woman gets FAT
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    Congrats Vance!!!
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  19. Tue May 19th, 2009, 06:34 AM #19
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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Thanks all... errr... I think.
    ...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Dude I had the private plane fueled and waiting on the tarmac for your escape to Vegas. You know how much is cost the have one of those on stand by?

    Congratulations anyway…

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    It's about time you made that legal, you sinner!!


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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    It's about time you made that legal, you sinner!!
    I'll ALWAYS be as sinner!
    ...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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    Re: <-- The Married Man

    Congrats!
    Best of luck to you and your new wife. May you two have many happy years together.




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    Good news Vance.. Congrats man!!

    wed on weddas

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