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    10 reasons to have sex

    10 Reasons To Have Sex...

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
    dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
    euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
    opposite sex crazy!

    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
    EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and
    lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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    Re: 10 reasons to have sex

    Reason #11 will make me think about turning away the unwelcomed advances in the future.... Yikes!

    Regarding 1-10 - what about because its fun to rock your womans world and be the man!?!?!?!? Thats about the only reason I need.
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    Re: 10 reasons to have sex

    Forget ten reasons. Can someone post a list of ten girls that WILL have sex with me and their numbers? Thanks.
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    Re: 10 reasons to have sex

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    Forget ten reasons. Can someone post a list of ten girls that WILL have sex with me and their numbers? Thanks.
    Just cruise down colfax, im sure you can find at least 7
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