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  1. Thu May 21st, 2009, 12:16 PM #49
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Carrie - don't you think it's time for the ball gag or zipper mask to be put on HORSMAN again ? He's behaving very badly !
    It was him who came up with that picture...I may have to pick one up for whenever he is around...and a picture would be priceless!!!!!


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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Carrie - don't you think it's time for the ball gag or zipper mask to be put on HORSMAN again ? He's behaving very badly !
    That would be a bad idea Sully, way wrong answer...
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    That would be a bad idea Sully, way wrong answer...
    You saying you look like Bruce?


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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by GixxerCarrie View Post
    You saying you look like Bruce?
    No Balls are going into my mouth...
  5. Thu May 21st, 2009, 12:26 PM #53
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Wait... We need to start talking about why Gixxers SUX
  6. Thu May 21st, 2009, 12:29 PM #54
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    No Balls are going into my mouth...
    Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Your 8 got drunk & fell over sideways.
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
  8. Thu May 21st, 2009, 12:32 PM #56
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun
    And Gixxers Rule!


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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    No Balls are going into my mouth...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun

    Dude, you walked right into that one..........

    I would say you swallowed that one hook, line and penis........

    There's no place like home............
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by dallas View Post
    Dude, you walked right into that one..........

    I would say you swallowed that one hook, line and penis........
    I think you got me confused with Jack Black in Tropic Thunder -

    "Dallas, You Big Boy, If you untie me, I would littarly suck your dick right now…
    I’ll cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy… Get it over here buddy let’s do this…"
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Dallas.. you really can't turn down Horsman's offer, can you ?
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    -1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by McVaaahhh View Post
    -1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.
    We HAVE A WINNER boys and girls....
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Thanks, Brian for both making the most sense AND straightening out this gay train of a thread.
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Dallas.. you really can't turn down Horsman's offer, can you ?
    He did ask nicely..............

    There's no place like home............
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by McVaaahhh View Post
    -1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.
    And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader?
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister BOYD View Post
    Dissagree with ya. I ride an 08 GSXR, have my undergrad and was offered to earn my masters at Stanford (turned it down, didn't want $60K more in debt when done with school). Not saying I'm absolutely brilliant, but def not a moron. I'm sure there are TARDS on Yami's and Kawi's too. Guess that means everyone else is a republican if not on a Gixxer. That's wierd.
    That's funny how he didn't mention Honda haha
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shea View Post
    And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader?
    Where he's going has nothing to do with how he rides there!
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shea View Post
    And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader?

    What you call bad navigating, I call "route improvisation".
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Thanks, Brian for both making the most sense AND straightening out this gay train of a thread.
    It didn't go GHEY or even PLAID
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...is-motorcycle/

    Sorry to post something that is thread related, but this is getting good.
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by BHeth View Post
    http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/...is-motorcycle/

    Sorry to post something that is thread related, but this is getting good.
    There are "Hard & Swift" consequences for sticking to the Thread... Just thought I would warn you...
  23. Thu May 21st, 2009, 03:05 PM #71
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    There are "Hard & Swift" consequences for sticking to the Thread... Just thought I would warn you...
    so basically you have sex with Horsman.
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  24. Thu May 21st, 2009, 04:32 PM #72
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    Re: Gixxers WTF?

    Ok, so Suzuki has the guy pouring energy drink into his tank, Kawi has the guy drilling through his ECM, Honda has this:



    What does Yamaha get?
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