The Right Age For Cussing

[Keyser Soze]

A*6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their
bedroom. *"You know what?" says the 6-year-old.
"I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. *The
6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm going to say "hell" and you say "ass."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. *"Aw hell,
Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear every step. *The mom locks him in
his room &shouts, "You can just stay there 'til I let
you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year
-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU
want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your
fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

[firefghtr]

smack! hah hah

[Mel]

Nice