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  1. Wed May 20th, 2009, 04:39 PM #1
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    Epic Fail

    Guy's bike won't start after he dumps two containers of nos into the gas tank. DOH.

    The link is to the last page of the thread, because the video kicks ass.

    http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthr...226570&page=20
  2. Wed May 20th, 2009, 04:48 PM #2
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Hahahahaha.........
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    Re: Epic Fail

    HA HA Had to be a Gixxer owner. Carrie was this you? JK
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  4. Wed May 20th, 2009, 04:58 PM #4
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    Re: Epic Fail

    I think this guy said it best when the kid asked what he needed to do...

    ya i'd recommend stayin off bikes..
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
  5. Wed May 20th, 2009, 05:10 PM #5
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    Re: Epic Fail

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9N5SMmqC7U
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  6. Wed May 20th, 2009, 05:11 PM #6
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    Re: Epic Fail

    No fucking way. That has to be trolling.
  7. Wed May 20th, 2009, 05:24 PM #7
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by InlineSIX24 View Post
    No fucking way. That has to be trolling.
    No way man... totally real... just ask his girlfriend, she likes to pose with his red Integra...
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
  8. Wed May 20th, 2009, 05:31 PM #8
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Careful with that one.. a couple people on here got a bit touchy about everyone ripping on her.
  9. Wed May 20th, 2009, 05:32 PM #9
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    Re: Epic Fail

    I said nothing... nooothinnnnnng!!!

    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
  10. Wed May 20th, 2009, 08:03 PM #10
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    No way man... totally real... just ask his girlfriend, she likes to pose with his red Integra...
    You mean this chick?



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  11. Wed May 20th, 2009, 08:08 PM #11
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    Re: Epic Fail

    LOL ^^
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Found one more

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    "So live your life so the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their views, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide.    "

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  13. Wed May 20th, 2009, 09:06 PM #13
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    HA HA Had to be a Gixxer owner. Carrie was this you? JK
    LMAO....and whoever that is they are a tool. DERRRRR! They shouldn't even have a bike!


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    Re: Epic Fail

    That F'n idiot should be forced to give it to me by default! Shit, that would be AWESOME!!! Hahaha!
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Knight View Post
    You mean this chick?



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    Ohhhh my GOD!!! That is awsome!
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  16. Thu May 21st, 2009, 08:28 AM #16
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Knight View Post
    You mean this chick?



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    LMFAO!!!!!!

  17. Thu May 21st, 2009, 04:44 PM #17
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    Re: Epic Fail

    I wasn't going to open this thread but damn glad I did now!!!!
  18. Fri May 22nd, 2009, 07:34 PM #18
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    Re: Epic Fail

    This is so funny on so many levels. He is getting laughed at by everyone....all over the world, by all walks of live. There is a video made for him,. Then there is the techincal aspect, "my bike runs like crap, hmm, must need more octane." LMFAO
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    Re: Epic Fail

    Quote Originally Posted by Buddau View Post
    This is so funny on so many levels. He is getting laughed at by everyone....all over the world, by all walks of live. There is a video made for him,. Then there is the techincal aspect, "my bike runs like crap, hmm, must need more octane." LMFAO
    you mean, energy drink....

    I like this one.
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  20. Sat May 23rd, 2009, 07:38 AM #20
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    Re: Epic Fail

    lol that ones pretty funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by fullgrownbear View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9N5SMmqC7U
    Oh man that made me laugh.. Keyboard cat is win!
  22. Tue May 26th, 2009, 12:21 AM #22
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    Re: Epic Fail

    first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like hell. make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.


    HAHA...just now bothered to even read the thread and I LOVE this solution!!!
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