Howdy Ya'll!!!

[Sortarican]

So I swore I'd never come here, but I'm in Texas.

Suddenly I'm craving CHicken Fried Steak and want to watch WWF smackdown wrastling.
Amd I can't tell the direction without my mountains.


Seriously....this place is weird.

[Matty]

Pick yourself up a pair of Bull horns and then mount them on your Vette when you get back!!!

[Sean]

Get out!!!!! Get out while you still can!!!!!!!!!

[Shea]

mmmm chicken fried steak....

Yeah we need to paint the 'vette like the General Lee, complete with dixie horn. Then weld the doors shut.

[MetaLord 9]

If you stay in Texas for more than a week, you're dead to me.


PS, have you found all your ex's?

PPS I hate texas and all of its crappy shitass music, yes, both country and western. drawllinghillbillycowfuckingfreaks...

[Devaclis]

I miss Texas. I really liked it there, except Houston. San Antonio is a very nice place to live. Corpus Christi, Galveston (sand bar of death).

Have fun mang. See ya when ya get back to civilization.

[Sean]

I really liked it there, except Houston.

+1 Houston is the arm pit of the world. Sweaty, sticky and smelly.
S/A and Austin are the only good places.

[Spy007]

I didnt think they let people who werent rednecks into that state?

Or did you drive in with the vette and the ripped sleeveless shirt?

[Mizzybeff]

I loved Austin for the 3 days I was there.
I HATE the dallas fort worth air port!!!! 8 hours stuck in an airport grrrr

Other than that I really can't complain much we drove through most of it at night. lol

[Horsman]

I hear the stars at night are big and bright...

[MetaLord 9]

give it back to mexico in exchange for cancun & taking all their illegals back with it.

[ChrisCBX]

+1 Houston is the arm pit of the world. Sweaty, sticky and smelly.
S/A and Austin are the only good places.

We lived in Beaumont for a couple of years. Even the locals called Beaumont the arm pit of Texas. We went to Houston 2 or 3 times a month to get back to some form of civilization.

[Nick_Ninja]

I'll be in San Anton in about 20 days. Assisting a buddy to escape back to Colorado.

[ihavealegohead]

I'll be in San Anton for 10 days stopping illegal English teachers from immigrating back to CO.

[Sean]

I'll be in San Anton in about 20 days. Assisting a buddy to escape back to Colorado.

I lived there for 2 years. let me know if you need some good food and

[GixxerCarrie]

I hear the stars at night are big and bright...

Only Horsman would come up with something like this.

Have fun Jeff...be safe!

[Devaclis]

Go to the Hungry Farmer. I loved that place in the 70's

[cdbouncer]

Are you near NB? Go to the WATERPARK!!!!!!

[Matty]

Then again, there are a few things in Texas that aren't too bad.

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[= Buckeye Jess =]

Well enjoy yourself Jeffay and tell Shannon to hurry herself back, we miss her! You, on the other hand....can just stay there.

[Devaclis]

Steers and Queers man, steers and queers....

[Mother Goose]

I was in Dallas all last week for work. Too many damn highways and wtf is up w/ those U-turn lanes?

[MetaLord 9]

I hate the cowboys...so those cheerleaders would have to take off all their clothes for me to be happy

[Shea]

I hate the cowboys...so those cheerleaders would have to take off all their clothes for me to be happy

I could get behind that...