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  1. Thu May 28th, 2009, 01:58 PM #25
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    Re: LOL Useless Superpowers

    [quote=Snowman;457684]I can make burritos detonate in MY ASS at will.[
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    I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see into the future but only off to the sides...
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    First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
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    ^^That strawberry should really see a dentist...
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    Re: LOL Useless Superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I was struck by lightening once

    some people think that when you are struck by lightening, you get special powers, super powers

    Well I did

    I got the power to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

    Will I use it for good or for evil? Hmmmmm

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