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    Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    This morning (bout 8:00am) my gf was going to catch the bus downtown as she always does. To get to the bus stop she goes out the back of the house to the alley then walks up to colfax.

    This morning there was a blue mini-van sitting in front of our garage, she went to look inside and there was a chic giving some dude a blowie (mouth-work, bishop-cleaning, blowjob).

    She knocked on the window and the dude took off.

    AHHHH....life near COLFAX is GRAND!!!

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Sorry, I had to run.
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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Sorry, I had to run.
    LOL

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Sorry, I had to run.
    Enjoy the herps. Oh, and you might want to get a darker tint job next time.
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    YOU...are living a very unique life! What next?



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    I like being watched, you should know that.
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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    No way in hell I would 1.) walk down the alley to Colfax and 2.) knock on a car window in that alley !
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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    I think you seriously should start publishing some of this stuff on http://www.fmylife.com/
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I like being watched, you should know that.

    So why did you take off? pissed that she broke the "no knock" rule??

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    She called the cops, got the license plate number so I am expecting I will see this schmuck again.....I have a feeling that the 9mm will be getting a workout.

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Hey man! that's much better than coming home and finding out it's your girl friend in the driveway polishing knob. Am I right?
    I may not go down in history, but I might go down on your sister!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzzardman36 View Post
    Hey man! that's much better than coming home and finding out it's your girl friend in the driveway polishing knob. Am I right?
    I agree! Unless she was getting paid for it and the proceeds were going to get my bike fixed, than I may overlook it.

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Now yer talkin. Put her on the street and we will go ridin next Sunday.
    I may not go down in history, but I might go down on your sister!

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    Re: Oral sex in my driveway WTF?

    Damn, I am now considering it!

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