#1 Thing that pisses you off

[Mister BOYD]

Riding: When your abiding by the laws of the road on your bike and some asshole/beehotch almost wipes you out in their car, then you pull up next to them and they flip you off/yell at you/ or snap you the dirty look when they fucked up in traffic and almost killed you!

Driving: Don't remember who posted it, but yes.. the asshat who speeds up from below the speed limit when you are looking to change lanes in front of them. I also hate how NOBODY is ever really paying attention to what they do in traffic. I know a lot of people that say they just drive around mindlessly and think its funny that they're terrible drivers. WTF?!

[asp_125]

.. the firewall at work that causes me to see red "X"s in your posts, and blocks your video links. Good thing it lets me see this forum, or else I'd really be pissed.

[Snowman]

Traffic is all in the perspective you put it.

I’m usually laughing in amazement at how the collective group intelligence drops with each driver added to the situation. It’s like watching a mass trance of migrating animals heading for their feeding lands.

I move among the herd, trying not to be noticed, seeking out the unaware and the vulnerable. I spot my prey, move stealthily along side, and wait for that one moment when they are at their most distracted. I stare at them behind their false sense of security and this is the moment I choose to strike…

Typically I’ll stick my tongue out at them.
I use a full face helmet when I do this, of course.

[GixxerCarrie]

I was going to stay I never see you sticking your tounge out? Do you do that when your doing your "I believe I can fly" stunt action too? lolz

[Snowman]

Not too often…
It’s kind of hard to stick your tongue out when you’re screaming…

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

I hate traffic PERIOD. Everything about other drivers pisses me off, they just don't seem to get it. I'm the perfect example of a good driver. I go fast in the fast lane, I move over for others, I respect motorcycles/bicycles, and I HATE Semi's.
I'm glad i only have a 5-8 minute drive to work, and don't have a CCW...otherwise i'd probably kill at least one person a day, for being a complete Douchebag.

[Zach929rr]

#2 thing that pisses me off: People that bid up items on ebay with 2 days remaining...

[MetaLord 9]

#1 Thing that pisses you off while riding/driving.

Um, I'm gonna have to go with motherfuckingrubbernecking, Rob!

HOLY DICKS!!! That dude's pulled over on the otherside the road going the opposite direction!! JEBUS!!! Maybe it's a stripper and if I slow down enough, she'll smack me with her giant silicone tits! OHFUCKNO there's a COP there TOO!!! HOLYSHIT LET'S STOP AND SEEEEEEEE!!! AW DAMN COCKNOZZLE!! MUTHAFUCKA's get'n a ticket!! Good thing I'm going so slow I can see what the cop's writing because otherwise I'd have to go back to my boring ass life not knowing someone elses shit, and we just can't have that, no sir! I can't believe that guy got a tick-hey! the road's all clear in front of me now! Now I can get my speed on bitches!! WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!SHIT!!! the speed limit was 10 mph ago! better crank on the breaks and drop back down to 10 mph below the limit 'cause that's what good people do so that they don't get tickets, muthafuckaz! Damn I'm hot ass pimpshit!


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[Dr. Joe Siphek]

that's too big to put as my signature...

[Ricky]

OMG, ALLLLLLL OF THESE that have been mentioned.

But really, my BIGGEST one is semi trucks that use the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT LANE, especially if you can't maintain the speed limit up a hill.

With this goes a semi passing another semi on I70 where there's only two lanes, and the semi being passed refuses to slow down just even 1mph to allow the other semi to pass.

[d3spair]

When the asshole on the Harley doesn't wave back. It hurts my ego. :0

[kawasakirob]

People with extremely fast cars that don't know where the gas pedal is? Come on dude, speed up you pussy

[co_gixxerguy]

How about Homer and Martha that decide to tour the country in thier 30 foot "Cruise America" RV instead of the Honda...riding the brakes goin UP the hill so that Martha can get that once in a lifetime photo at the pullout they didnt see...gotta get halfway into your lane because theres "THERES NO GUARDRAIL AND THIS THING IS HUGE Martha...why dont they make the lanes wider??" ...riding thier brakes all teh way down the hill and wonder where the smokes coming from and the bottom...AND WHATS THAT SMELL?.......rant over

[dapper]

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[sag]

ski traffic, specifically people who forget how to drive once a snowflake hits their windshield and people who dont know how to drive down large hills like floyd or outside the tunnel.

[Stuart Little]

1. People Not Using Blinkers
2. Going 40 in the fast lane, then pacing people when they try to pass you
3. Giving me the evil eye for riding carefully in a downpour when I am 3 days away from changing my worn down tires, when I'm going 65 in a 55 and the I-36 interchange is less than a mile away...then being suprised when I give you the finger
4. General lack of disregard for other human beings/purposefully trying to hit/scare people
5. People on motos not wearing helmets doesn't bother me but don't have your kid on there without a helmet


But I don't let these things get to me too much as if I dwelled on them all the time I wouldn't be concentrating on the road enough.

[rforsythe]

This thread kinda pisses me off.

Otherwise I'm cool.