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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    Best MJ joke I heard was off the Onion.

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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    meh, love hom or hate him, he was a decent artist back in the day, then became a freak who bleached his skin, probably touched kids, and married Elvis' daughter as a way to get attention. He also endangered his own freakin' kid (if it's really his) when he dangled it off a balcony. In my feeble little mind, he will always be a freakish pedophile who should have died in jail.

    BTW: keep the jokes coming. That Patrick Swayze one was jacked up, but funny.

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    Whatever, I didn't vote for him.

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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hi11Zone View Post
    Bye the way he has a skin pigmitation problem it runs in his family. He never turned him self white.
    yeah I see that...



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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    these jokes are great!!!!
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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    When you hear thunder in the sky its just elvis kicking the shit out of mj for sleeping with his daughter

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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    Michael Jackson's last narrative: link
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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    I like jokes about MJ because it makes other people mad.

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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by nlh8584 View Post
    When you hear thunder in the sky its just elvis kicking the shit out of mj for sleeping with his daughter
    If you hear a loud rumble tonight in the sky, don't worry; it's not thunder. It's Elvis beating the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter!

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    Re: Michael Jackson Jokes..Lets get'em started!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dapper View Post
    Michael Jackson's last narrative: link
    Ironic, hee he.

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