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    howabouts Zx-14 then - does that make you happy??? Pie goes Plaid!!!!

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    MJ was so lucky to grow up in America. Where else can one start out as a poor black boy and end up as a rich white woman?
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    Today it was announced that one of the largest safety recalls was being put in place.

    Seems that it goes back further then any other safety recall has ever done

    All Kung Fu lunch boxes from the 70's are being recalled

    Seems they represent a choking problem!

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    I heard MJ's last words were: "Take me to Children's Hospital."

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    Pedophile, indeed. Hopefully, if you are ever accused and ridiculed for something for so hateful, you will receive better treatment.


    According to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com, the kid that said Michael Jackson touched him just came out and said he lied. He is saying his pops wanted loot being behind the reason of the false accusation. Also, reports from the initial autopsy are not good:

    An autopsy on Michael Jackson revealed that the King of Pop’s emaciated body was riddled with needle marks and scars, and his head was virtually bald, it was reported today.

    Jackson’s body had wasted away to a mere 112 pounds, and his stomach was completely empty except for partially dissolved pills, according to the London Sun.

    Those handlers/killers/thieves of his need to be brought in!

    After the sudden death of Michael Jackson Evan Chandler tells the truth. Evan- ”Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all of this was my father lies to escape from being poor.”

    In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.

    Now maybe for the remorse of his death Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”.Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…

    Under the influence of a controversial father (Jordan Chandler) told his son to tell that Jackson had touched his penis.Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals.

    "Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor."

    The reason we have not reported on this Jordan story is because of the credibility. We want you to know that him retracting his accusations may not be necessarily true, but we felt it was our duty to give you the hottest gossip and rumor.

    Other sites of questionable repute are also reporting this, but it is only time before a scumbag news site like CNN or foxnews report it.
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    Wow Dana, If that was true - I think the whole public owes MJ a big, huge apology....

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    It has not been proven to be true. But it is getting around. We will see if it comes out to be factual. Regardless, there was NO proof that anything happened. Only accusations and public outcry.
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    If he gave a detailed description of MJ's junk during his testimony and it wasnt disproven.... hmmmm
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    Yeah, that means guilty.
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    Jeez.. I guess if I was accused of raping some girl and that girl was able to tell the investigators and lawyers that I have a freckle on the right side of my cock and whatnot, shes gotta be fucking delusional. Definately cant mean shes ever seen it. That case wouldnt hold water. Might as well get rid of the "lineups" too.... because describing a suspect in detail, totally doesnt make a case legit either.
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    Personaly none of us really know if he mallested kids. He never really had a child hood bec he was so famous so he feels at home around kids. Bye the way he has a skin pigmitation problem it runs in his family. He never turned him self white. Jokes this early is noo good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi11Zone View Post
    Jokes this early is noo good.
    Too late. BTW, your grammar sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Too late. BTW, your grammar sucks.
    And K_N is a grammar Nazi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spy007 View Post
    Jeez.. I guess if I was accused of raping some girl and that girl was able to tell the investigators and lawyers that I have a freckle on the right side of my cock and whatnot, shes gotta be fucking delusional. Definately cant mean shes ever seen it. That case wouldnt hold water. Might as well get rid of the "lineups" too.... because describing a suspect in detail, totally doesnt make a case legit either.
    Does not mean you raped her. She could have just seen it. In a gay magazine or the picture on your mom's night stand. Being able to describe something does not mean it was used.
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    NSFW due to language...Not really that funny either I might add.

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    I only made it 20 seconds in before stopping it.^^^^

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    Pretty good article. The pictures and stories are really great


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    Who really gives a shit! However, since so many are pissed about MJ jokes, here's mine...

    You know that arm band that Michael wears? Well, it's his version of the "patch". It's some little kids underwear. He's trying to quit.
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    McCauley Culkin is very sad these days. He can no longer get Neverland Ranch on his salad.

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    Q:What do Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet, and Michael Jackson what for Christmas?

    A:Patrick Swayze

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    You have to think about the timing of the day for this one.

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    What happned to the jokes????
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    They DIED

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