Oh leave it to a questionable moraled, loose boweled, medical experiment like you to drag that kind of fear mongering into it. I don't want cake forced into camps, its just we as a society need to acknowledge to fact pie is superior. I am all for cakes rights, within reason. Cake has a place, like strippers and birthdays. But the idea that cake should be presented as an equal, or as they are trying to push it as superior, is simply unacceptable and unrealistic.
Look, if you don't think pie is better than cake, than you aren't one of us, and if you aren't one of us, you're one of them, and against us. Its simple math. So I have to ask you, and the rest of you pro-cake elitists, why do you hate America?