Who's da man?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

I'm tired of your baseless accusations! Can't you leave me and my family in peace?!

Nope, I have sided with you on many an issue Shea...but I cannot idly stand by while you defile the good name of all that is holy. Shall I find more pie references for you?

[IT WASN'T ME!]

"You run the kitty underground with Shea, don't you? "

Yes, yes, leave me alone! I didn't want to, but It was easy money and besides they're just kitties. Puppies are much better than kitties!

[Mental]

To my loyal pie supporters.

Recently I have come under attack for being a closet "cakie." I assure dear Americans that this is totally blown out of proportion. In my past, under the influence of medication prescribed to me by my physicians, under several assumed names and to thwart my enemies, under false names like “Viagra,” “Meth” and “Cocaine” that I did suffer a lapse in judgment, and may have, participated in events that included cake. While this was a poor situational choice, I assure that while I was in the same room as the cake, and we were the only ones present, nothing inappropriate occurred. What’s more, is I was taken to a mountain retreat by loyal, freedom loving pie enthusiasts and “cured” of this cake condition through hard prayer and intervention. While I have suffered the occasional relapse, it is still my position that pie is superior to cake.

What’s more important is to point out the propagators of these sensationalist stories are confirmed kitten-huffers and the very existence of such perversion should direct the spotlight of harsh public judgment on them and not me.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Yes, yes, leave me alone! I didn't want to, but It was easy money and besides they're just kitties. Puppies are much better than kitties!

Now don't you feel better after letting that out? All that remains is for you to come to the acceptance that pie is delicious (not that cake is inferior or has anything to hide....)

[IT WASN'T ME!]

Damn straight I did. Have you seen my wife?

Who, Hillary? I said young!

[salsashark]

Pie > Cake factually speaking, since Cake == Lie.

at least I know I wasn't the only one humming the Aperture Science song while reading this thread...

[Zach929rr]

Vindication!! ^^

[Shea]

Who, Hillary? I said young!

Yeah, the ice queen drove me into the arms of that intern. I'm really a victim here. <bites lip>

[Shea]

To my loyal pie supporters.

Recently I have come under attack for being a closet "cakie." I assure dear Americans that this is totally blown out of proportion. In my past, under the influence of medication prescribed to me by my physicians, under several assumed names and to thwart my enemies, under false names like “Viagra,” “Meth” and “Cocaine” that I did suffer a lapse in judgment, and may have, participated in events that included cake. While this was a poor situational choice, I assure that while I was in the same room as the cake, and we were the only ones present, nothing inappropriate occurred. What’s more, is I was taken to a mountain retreat by loyal, freedom loving pie enthusiasts and “cured” of this cake condition through hard prayer and intervention. While I have suffered the occasional relapse, it is still my position that pie is superior to cake.

What’s more important is to point out the propagators of these sensationalist stories are confirmed kitten-huffers and the very existence of such perversion should direct the spotlight of harsh public judgment on them and not me.

lol, Mental. I just can't compete with that one

You are so getting hired as my "I just got caught with two $5000/hour midget hooker interns, in notorious Argentinian airport bathroom with a crackpipe and Lindsey Lohan" apology speech writer.

[IT WASN'T ME!]

lol, Mental. I just can't compete with that one

You are so getting hired as my "I just got caught with two $5000/hour midget hooker interns, in notorious Argentinian airport bathroom with a crackpipe and Lindsey Lohan" apology speech writer.

That happened to you too?!!!

[rforsythe]

Completely gone? Too bad there was some nice "work" in that one

It isn't completely gone, just in a special place that special threads go to die. Sorry kids, there was no saving that one.

[IT WASN'T ME!]

It isn't completely gone, just in a special place that special threads go to die. Sorry kids, there was no saving that one.

Damn, that was a fun thread! Did it set a record for post total?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

lol, Mental. I just can't compete with that one

You are so getting hired as my "I just got caught with two $5000/hour midget hooker interns, in notorious Argentinian airport bathroom with a crackpipe and Lindsey Lohan" apology speech writer.

LMAO...I have to second that! (not that i'd ever get caught...)

[TFOGGuys]

Not for outright post total, but probably for irrelevant rant posts in a single thread. Unless you're afraid of meteors (and who isn't?), then EVERYTHING in it makes sense. Except Shea.

[MetaLord 9]

Jesus, I'm off the boad for two days and apparently all goes to hell! You kids need some serious adult supervision.










but I ain't gonna provide it!

[Shea]

Not for outright post total, but probably for irrelevant rant posts in a single thread. Unless you're afraid of meteors (and who isn't?), then EVERYTHING in it makes sense. Except Shea.

That's it! You're on the clock tower list Jim!

[Raptor]

It isn't completely gone, just in a special place that special threads go to die. Sorry kids, there was no saving that one.

I can't see what was so bad about it, unless I missed something just prior to its demise. I vaguely recall seeing a few people who were somehow forcing themselves to interject (read: piss and moan) comments reflecting disdain for the topic. For interest in the relevant posts that actually contributed to the debate, it was easy enough to skip the bullshit.
It seems like enough folks were into the thread, and you know the old saying "you don't have to click on the blah blah blah...".
IMO, it was kind of fun watching the anti's get their asses handed to them...but that's just me.

Oh well. Your rules I guess. Bummer, but whatever. R.I.P. one of the best threads evar.

[Devaclis]

The answer to the main question is....ME

[= Buckeye Jess =]

That's it! You're on the clock tower list Jim!

Wow...full of love today, aren't ya? lol

[Wintermute]

Pie? When The Church of England's Inquisition takes over, you'll only have a choice of:

CAKE OR DEATH!

[Raptor]

Pie? When The Church of England's Inquisition takes over, you'll only have a choice of:

CAKE OR DEATH!

Not if the people are armed. Oh the irony. Being that escape from the C.O.E. conceived the current rights being fought so hard for today.

So, the real debate is .45, .40, or 9mm cake? Many believe that 9mm cake is inadequate. Others believe that cake placement is what counts. Thoughts?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Ah, but are we allowed to carry any of the aforementioned cakes on our persons while going about our daily business?

[Raptor]

Ah, but are we allowed to carry any of the aforementioned cakes on our persons while going about our daily business?

Well, I would carry cake even on a recreational ride, so I'd certainly have cake with me on any other business, personal or professional. Within the bounds of the law, of course. I wouldn't want to be irresponsible with my cake.

[Graybird]

I wonder what the permit process is going to be like to carry cake