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First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
I don't know why, but that one made me laugh after reading the other rejections.Me: can I tap that
Her: Yeah, ill be home at 6
KX65
Dizzer
929 - Yard Sale'd
LOL
me: ay what it is hoe
her: You're drunk.
me: nah girl. when can i tap that ***
her: You're definitely drunk...
me: nah girl. I wanna tap that *** so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of england.
her: You have a ****ed up sense of humor.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
^^
KX65
Dizzer
929 - Yard Sale'd
LMAO
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i sent this to my girlfriend "when you gonna let me tap dat?"
she was sitting right next to me.
no response.
"Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."
"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those."
2005 SV650S Street
I can't believe my account is still active on PBNation...it's been years.
Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
Me: Hey
Her: Wow, what a waste of a msg and credit lol, watsup homie?
Me: Not much shorty, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Well, I'm currently busy trying on all my new clothes atm lol. Have u seen harry potter yet btw?
Me: Answer the question!
Her: Well I'm not letting u tap that without taking me out on a date, geez learn to womanize lol.
Me: But I'm a busy man!
Her: Haha nice try, I'm busier than u.
Me: I'll make you moan so much you'll run out of vowel sounds nd b tlkn lk ths fr wks.
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't see through the tears. Those threads are EPIC!!
Me: Hey good lookin'
Her: Hey you
Me: So, when can I tap that?
Her: ? You ignored me last week.
Me: My bad. Where was this?
Her: In bed.
"Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."
"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those."
2005 SV650S Street
That's a great thread.
'02 RC-51 - Street
'05 Pitster Pro 125 - Pitbike madness
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to kill everyone you meet.
"Motorcycles tell us a more useful truth: we are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that's no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride."
~Dave Karlotski
LOL... I gotta stop looking at it - I am getting too many ideas...Originally Posted by 64BonnieLass
Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: WTF JAY I'M YOUR AUNT
-Greg
2013 BMW R1200GS
that thread is full of win. Well there went my productivity for the day. LOLZ
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I wonder what would happen if I did that to a girl...? let's find out!
Well Terri is playing dumb.
Last edited by DevilsTonic; Fri Jul 31st, 2009 at 03:16 PM.
Leah05 Raven R101 YZ250F
Let's make one change tho ----- "When are you going to let me strap that?"
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV
I meant yes Leah. Yes yes yes yes yes. I'll meet you behind that one tree at the picnic.
I wonder what would happen if I did that to a girl...? let's find out!
Well Terri is playing dumb.
"Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."
"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those."
2005 SV650S Street
Bwahahaha
"Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."
"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those."
2005 SV650S Street
Leah05 Raven R101 YZ250F
FTW:
"me: AY, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: when he gets back from camp...all yours"
Or this one:
"me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?"
~Jess~
2010 Triumph Daytona 675 SE
2008 Kawi GREEN Ninja 650R
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: lol! what?
Me: You know what im talking about.
Her: What am I? One of your backup girls for when you arent getting it elsewhere?
Me: You are right on track however, You still did'nt answer my question.
Her: lol! Wow! So do you enjoy my company?
Me: I enjoy *****ing you till you walk funny.
Her: *silence*
Me: So I'll meet you at your apartment about 6?
Her: Sounds good. Ill make my boyfriend go to the store on the way home.
Dana you just saved the day!
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
07 cbr600rr - cookie
02 yzf600r - sold
OMG!!!!!Bwahahaha
Announcer On Radio: Eyewitnesses say that the bees are yellow and black, and dress much the way Eli Wallach did in the movie "The Magnificant Seven". The bees are also overweight..
Chevy Chase: Wait a minute.. you must be..
Elliot Gould: That's right, gringo.. the Killer Bees.
Bumping an old thread...anyone ever try this on omegle?
You: aye when you going to let me tap that?
Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny boy?
Stranger: yep
You: thats cool i have herpies, what do you have?
Stranger: u female?
You: sorta
You: had to make a decision at a young age
You: you cool with that?
Stranger: disconnects
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2003 Triumph Bonneville (Goodwood green with gold inlay)
2006 Fusion White Speed Triple (SOLD)
Nice site, here is mine:
Stranger: hey
You: when you going to let me tap that?
Stranger: right now
You: lets go
You: where you at
Stranger: ur moms
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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