So who lit the fuse on your tampon?
"Panic, chaos and rampant innuendo. All in a day's work."
"Your life is right now. It's not later! It's not in that time of retirement. It's not when the lover gets here. It's not when you've moved into the new house. It's not when you get the better job. Your life is right now. It will always be right now. You might as well decide to start enjoying your life right now, because it's not ever going to get better than right now--until it gets better right now!"
Passion Parties by Stephanie
Soon, soon you will be mine...my precioussss...