When you made an URGENT request to your IT team to have work done ASAP?
When I emailed you, letting you know I was returning from lunch, where I just arrived, EARLY, to help you with this request and you replied "ok"
When I arrived, you were gone to lunch and unresponsive to my emails to your blackberry. You locked your computer so I could not perform the work you needed done ASAP.
Were you thinking I was going remove the power supply from your computer and lock it in my office until I return to work on Monday? If you were, you were right.
Do NOT create and URGENT request and then go unresponsive. You wouldn't like missing your deadline. Neither will your boss.
Way to ruin my fucking day asshole. BTW, I also had to move your fishbowl. It is now teetering on the corner of your desk. Have a nice weekend.
/RANT