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    You might be a redneck if...

    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

    You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

    You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    You ever cut your grass and found a car.

    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

    Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

    You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

    You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

    You own a homemade fur coat.

    The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

    You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

    The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

    People hear your car a long time before they see it.

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    Re: You might be a redneck if...

    Your my hero!! I love this stuff!
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    Re: You might be a redneck if...

    You might be a redneck if...
    You tell "you might be a redneck" jokes.
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