View Poll Results: Do you, or have you, pee'd in the shower?

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  • I'm a dude, and I never!!

    6 10.17%
  • I'm a chick, and thats grose!!

    2 3.39%
  • I'm a dude, and I do when I'm in the mood.

    13 22.03%
  • I'm a chick, and I'm not going to say it hasn't happened.

    3 5.08%
  • I'm a dude, seariously, who doesn't. That's like cake without frosting.

    33 55.93%
  • I'm a chick, yep, been there done that. Now let's move on.

    2 3.39%
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Thread: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

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    Lightbulb Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forum...ad.php?t=34339

    So, based on a recent thread regarding "saving water", I propose we obtain some data on the subject. How often do you pee in the shower? Is it a dude only thing? Is it a everyday occurrence? Please be honest, it is for science after all.
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Interesting results...
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Try showering with your girl, and pee on her leg. See how long it takes her to realize it is you and not warm shower water.
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Try showering with your girl, and pee on her leg. See how long it takes her to realize it is you and not warm shower water.
    I saw this joke coming when I read the thread title...
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    It is not a joke, it is a game.
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    It is not a joke, it is a game.
    That's what I used to tells girls that I brought home after they laughed at my saying "Who wants to play find the weiner?"
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    I did once or twice when I was a little boy, but I stopped enjoying pissing on myself years ago.

    My toilet is right next to the shower. Isn't yours? If I need to piss before I shower, I use the toilet. If I feel the need come on while I am in there, it's only going to be a few minutes until I get out and can take a leak in the toilet.

    If you can't hold it that long you should get your prostate checked.

    Why would I piss in the shower? You dudes are fucking pigs.

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    I pee anywhere i want. My house, my yard, your yard, wherever I damned well feel like it.
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    This reminds me of that seinfeld episode where George peed in the shower at the gym, lol
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I pee anywhere i want. My house, my yard, your yard, wherever I damned well feel like it.
    You are welcome to piss at my home anytime.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't always pee in the toilet. Just this morning I took a piss at the tennis court. Well, not on the court, but there is no bathroom and ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I have pissed in that shack out on Deer Creek enough times that wild animals can smell my scent and know to stay away.

    I just don't find any need or desire to piss on the floor of my shower and stand around in it. Pissing in you backyard isn't quite the same, unless you like to play in the mud.

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    I can hit the drain with pretty good accuracy. I am not worried about standing around in my awesome yellow manaide. Running water, a full bladder, a sleepy head and you have the recipe for some good old fashioned golden showers.
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I can hit the drain with pretty good accuracy. I am not worried about standing around in my awesome yellow manaide. Running water, a full bladder, a sleepy head and you have the recipe for some good old fashioned golden showers.
    Devaclis, you rule, man! Awesome yellow madaide! You make my gut hurt from laughing at the shit you post.

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Let's party?
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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Let's party?
    Why do I picture Ahnoldt in Commando when you say that? Yeah, both my cats like to come and get a scratch when I take a shit. I didn't realize they all do that. I thought I was special...

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    Quote Originally Posted by BHeth View Post
    Why do I picture Ahnoldt in Commando when you say that? Yeah, both my cats like to come and get a scratch when I take a shit. I didn't realize they all do that. I thought I was special...
    LOLZ! Dude in the picture is all cheered when the cat comes in to say hey!

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    Re: Well, do you or don't you? In the shower that is.

    No one is special. Not even the slobbering kid in the helmet licking bus windows.
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