To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

[MetaLord 9]

What exactly is the point of wearing a leather jacket, gloves, helmet, and pairing them all with a pair of short shorts? (before we get too far down this path guys, not like she's showing off finely scuplted gams or anything) It was a little cool this morning and I'm sure your legs must have been freezing, but I can't believe that nair really makes your legs impervious to gravel, rocks, or, God forbid, road rash. Looks like you were on some older Suzuki or Kawi intermediate sportbike but if you're under geared, I'd think the slower lane might be the preferred place. Instead, I was in the far left lane doing 85+ with traffic when you blew past me on the right and started cutting in & out of traffic with no visible signal. I hope that the other vehicles around me could see me shaking my head so that they got the idea that not all sportbike riders have no regard for their bodies like you. At least grab some jeans or something, they're $15 at Target, or buy 100 pairs for $50 or something at costco... gah!

/rant.

[Ricky]

Meh, let others be stupid, and let natural selection happen, well, naturally.

[pannetron]

Meh, let others be stupid, and let natural selection happen, well, naturally.

Yup, don't mess with Mother Nature when she's trying to thin the herd!

[Shea]

The new Nair does protect against road rash...just sayin'.

[MetaLord 9]

Meh, let others be stupid, and let natural selection happen, well, naturally.

I just don't like being on the road with 'em b/c people usually look at the spectacle and then look at me, assuming I approve or endorse stupidity. Also, I really didn't wanna spend my morning picking her legs off the road b/c I'm a rider & a good person & I wouldn't be able to just pass it by if she went down.

The new Nair does protect against road rash...just sayin'.

aaaaand who's surprised that Shea knows what's written on the side of the nair bottle? Anybody?

[Shea]

aaaaand who's surprised that Shea knows what's written on the side of the nair bottle? Anybody?

Not me, that guy's a freak...

...wait wut?

[Snowman]

If she was just missing her pants then this could have been a "Ride of Shame" sighting...

[MetaLord 9]

If she was just missing her pants then this could have been a "Ride of Shame" sighting...

Well if that were the case I'd probably have heard her coming by the loud clapping, flapping sound from base of her tank...

[PoweredMotives]

Well if that were the case I'd probably have heard her coming by the loud clapping, flapping sound from base of her tank...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetaLord 9]

[Sully]

Sorry Chris... I was running late for my Brazillian waxing appointment this morning...



ewwww kidding... I was behind another rider last night and their rear tire flung a rock at me (probably the size of a strawberry) and it hit my left arm and hurt like a mofo... I was even wearing my leather jacket!!!


I often wonder why some riders will wear a jacket and no lid ? Or a jacket and helmet but no gloves? ... oh well, their choice..

[Heater]

Well, it's her skin graft I guess. What an idiot. Here's my little vent.....
For all you guys that don't wear helmets and let your girls ride on the back....
put a helmet on your woman!!!!! If you don't care about your skull turning to mush when it makes contact with the pavement, at least have the decency to care about hers. Don't let her wear bootie shorts and dresses (yes, I've seen chicks in DRESSES). What the hell guys?! Is your love so strong that if you go down, she's going down too? Romeo and Juliet already did that, sorry to burst your bubble.
I know it's your life, your body, blah, blah, blah, but did you ever stop to think about the 6 year old in the car next to you oohing and aahing about the motorcyle? What happens when you go down and he's traumatized for life because he got to see you and your girls brain splatter across mommy's windshield? Just stop and think about it please.
Sorry, stupid riders bother me.

[MetaLord 9]

Well, it's her skin graft I guess. What an idiot. Here's my little vent.....
For all you guys that don't wear helmets and let your girls ride on the back....
put a helmet on your woman!!!!! If you don't care about your skull turning to mush when it makes contact with the pavement, at least have the decency to care about hers. Don't let her wear bootie shorts and dresses (yes, I've seen chicks in DRESSES). What the hell guys?! Is your love so strong that if you go down, she's going down too? Romeo and Juliet already did that, sorry to burst your bubble.
I know it's your life, your body, blah, blah, blah, but did you ever stop to think about the 6 year old in the car next to you oohing and aahing about the motorcyle? What happens when you go down and he's traumatized for life because he got to see you and your girls brain splatter across mommy's windshield? Just stop and think about it please.
Sorry, stupid riders bother me.

Stupid riders bother all of us! I've actually heard two schools of thought on the "we've got one helmet between us, who wears it?" question. I'm still in the "save the girl, I don't wanna keep on going knowing that I killed someone on my bike or caused them pain by my actions. However, the other thought process I've heard is that since the guy was riding the bike, he should have the helmet because it will allow him to ride better. It'll keep the wind out of the rider's eyes and if bug or rock hits the helmet, no biggie, but if a rock or large bug hits the rider the natural reaction is to jerk & upset the bike even a little.

Ride how ya will, but at least there appears to be a little merit to both sides

[eklew]

Well, it's her skin graft I guess. What an idiot. Here's my little vent.....
For all you guys that don't wear helmets and let your girls ride on the back....
put a helmet on your woman!!!!! If you don't care about your skull turning to mush when it makes contact with the pavement, at least have the decency to care about hers. Don't let her wear bootie shorts and dresses (yes, I've seen chicks in DRESSES). What the hell guys?! Is your love so strong that if you go down, she's going down too? Romeo and Juliet already did that, sorry to burst your bubble.
I know it's your life, your body, blah, blah, blah, but did you ever stop to think about the 6 year old in the car next to you oohing and aahing about the motorcyle? What happens when you go down and he's traumatized for life because he got to see you and your girls brain splatter across mommy's windshield? Just stop and think about it please.
Sorry, stupid riders bother me.

So how is the glove search coming along??? sorry, I just had to get ya on that

[Heater]

So how is the glove search coming along??? sorry, I just had to get ya on that

Actually I've been meaning to ask PaulieP where he got his and what size they are. I just got the bike running again, so I am going to start shopping around for gloves. So neener neener :P

Thanks for "gettin on me", it shows you guys actually care. Aww, a momemt!! LOL!

[Horsman]

Nair makes me go faster... If I was missing my pants it would be the "Ride of Vain" cuz I would be showing off my off finely scuplted calves.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Nair makes me go faster... If I was missing my pants it would be the "Ride of Vain" cuz I would be showing off my off finely scuplted calves.

Does anybody have a rusty spoon for me to gouge my eyeballs out with now? lol

[Horsman]

Does anybody have a rusty spoon for me to gouge my eyeballs out with now? lol

Being a medic _ I thought you could atleast find something more sterile... remind me not to land in your ERrrrr

wait - I know if I was in your ER for a broken arm - I know you would still tear my pants off....

[Skinbabe]

Does anybody have a rusty spoon for me to gouge my eyeballs out with now? lol

Hahaha +1 Jess!!

[Horsman]

Hahaha +1 Jess!!

Now wait a second!!!! You never seen my legs!!!!


Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."

[whitebrad]

if i DID have 20 arms, hell, i would never leave the house... have to sell the bike just to be able to stay home and get enough "self abuse..."

[#1Townie]

Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."

whats a stunta??? or do you mean stunna?? are you trying to take the shit you hear in rap and try to apply that to sport bikes?? wow you track fucks are dumber then i thought..

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Now wait a second!!!! You never seen my legs!!!!


Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."

Honey... if you wear the Dr. Frank-N-Furter outfit on yer bike, I'll wear the Columbia getup. LMAO
And no.... you land in my ER with a broken arm, I'm kicking your caboose to the curb...with OR without your pants!

[Sully]

Screw that thought... 1 helmet - 2 riders = 1 person on bike. No if's, and's or but's...