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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinbabe View Post
    Hahaha +1 Jess!!
    Now wait a second!!!! You never seen my legs!!!!


    Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    if i DID have 20 arms, hell, i would never leave the house... have to sell the bike just to be able to stay home and get enough "self abuse..."

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    Squids have 8 arms, or legs, depends. Of course, Lil has 7 right there, Early has 7 as well, Rusty only has 6 and Grandma has 5
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    not trying to argue, but i thought it was really 10...

    i was just exaggerating with the 20 thing... or maybe fantasizing is a better word

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Fair enough, but every now & then everyone needs to vent. That's what I was doing. It's not about wrong & right, it's about get'n it off my chest and no one's required to read it or agree with me.

    As far as the stunter thing goes, I think a lot of people consider all sportbikers to be stunters to a degree, but those of you actually doing it get the rawest deal b/c then you get actual riders give'n you shit.


    when it comes to teach'n riders to ride better, I'm not that good of a rider myself and don't always do ATTGATT, but if help is wanted I'll the best I can.
    what are you bitchn about then if you dont wear all your gear all the time?? how does some one who rides the same as you bother you??

    her riding in shorts is no diffrent then a guy in a t-shirt with jeans..

    im just sayn if you do the same thing as her why does it bother you, if you also dont wear all your shit 100% of the time..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."
    whats a stunta??? or do you mean stunna?? are you trying to take the shit you hear in rap and try to apply that to sport bikes?? wow you track fucks are dumber then i thought..

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    It's the shorts thing that just sticks with me for some reason. If ya go down in a t-shirt w/gloves then your more likely to catch yourself on your hands & slide on them instead of other parts of your torso. You're pretty much always gonna slide on your legs. That's kinda how i picture it in my head. I may squid it around backroads in a tshirt & jeans or jeans on the high way, but for some reason shorts just seems more vulnerable to me and just irked me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eklew View Post
    So how is the glove search coming along??? sorry, I just had to get ya on that
    Actually I've been meaning to ask PaulieP where he got his and what size they are. I just got the bike running again, so I am going to start shopping around for gloves. So neener neener :P

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    well i have been down more then my fair share of times be it from bmx racing to motox and even rockets and i can tell you most of the rash i have ever recieved was mostly upper body.. some knee here and there.... shoulders hands and elbows most common.. with a few head wounds when i used to ride bmx with no lid..

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    whats a stunta??? or do you mean stunna?? are you trying to take the shit you hear in rap and try to apply that to sport bikes?? wow you track fucks are dumber then i thought..
    Horsman on the track? lmfao


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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    o and hips from sliding and the shirt lifting...

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    no??? well sorry to think he was with the track team.. with the name horseman and all...

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Yeah, he is not part of the 4Horseman.
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    got that thanks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    wow you track fucks are dumber then i thought..
    Hows the stunt crew Townie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    What exactly is the point of wearing a leather jacket, gloves, helmet, and pairing them all with a pair of short shorts? .
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Sounds like a babe
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Quote Originally Posted by Zach929rr View Post
    Hows the stunt crew Townie?

    bllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha comming from the guy whos been here a few short months and has over 1000 posts... these guys are cooler then you they at least get out of the house...

    so when would you like me to come show what that 929 car realy do?? i still have a dented tank for it and 12 bar.. if you want them let me know..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webman View Post
    Meh, let others be stupid, and let natural selection happen, well, naturally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    bllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha comming from the guy whos been here a few short months and has over 1000 posts... these guys are cooler then you they at least get out of the house...

    so when would you like me to come show what that 929 car realy do?? i still have a dented tank for it and 12 bar.. if you want them let me know..
    Do you ever do anything other than antagonize people and call them names? If so, I have seen no evidence of it in the short while I've been here.

    GixxerCarrie's off didn't look so bad to me from the way the story sounded. I mean if I walked away with a little rash on your legs then I think I would consider myself lucky. I riding specific jeans, and while they probably won't be nearly as good as leathers, will still do an ok job compared to regular jeans. I'm purely a street rider so I'm more concerned about joint and bone injury, so I tend to focus on armor and padding than anything else.

    My point of view is that as long as they wear helmets, and reduce the impact they have on my motorcycle insurance rates and health insurance premiums by reducing the money that insurance has to pay out to them or that they can't pay for because they don't have insurance, then I'm ok with it.
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    Now wait a second!!!! You never seen my legs!!!!


    Sorry, Now back to - "I'm a Stunta Bitches... I ride neeked."
    Honey... if you wear the Dr. Frank-N-Furter outfit on yer bike, I'll wear the Columbia getup. LMAO
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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Quote Originally Posted by GixxerCarrie View Post
    Horsman on the track? lmfao
    Oh, This is gonna open a whole new thread!!! and when are you coming out to come get dirty with us???? lmfao

    You know I will ride my bike until it catches on Fire, Explodes or Overheats and stop picking at your scabs!!!

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    Re: To the chick in shorts this morning on I-25...

    Quote Originally Posted by eklew View Post
    Yeah, he is not part of the 4Horseman.
    Yeah, Can I sue them for using my Last Name??? or atleast get royalities everytime they use my name? LOL

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