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    The guy is a god.
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    Re: Shit my dad says

    Priceless

    "The dog is an outside dog. You want an inside dog, you go get your own inside."
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    the best. The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog


    Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

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    Re: Shit my dad says

    Awesome stuff!

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    God love a cranky old bastard that tells it like it is! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by = Buckeye Jess = View Post
    God love a cranky old bastard that tells it like it is! lol
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    Bueller.....yep, loves to argue with me about anything and everything.
    Bueller....Thanks for fixing my clutch....but dang it! Let me have my point of view.



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    Everything that old guy said deserves a shot of Jim Beam
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    Re: Shit my dad says

    I'd like to meet that guy..
    I'd probably piss my pants..

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    Re: Shit my dad says

    And then there's this guy.......................................




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    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Everything that old guy said deserves a shot of Jim Beam
    "They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."

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    Re: Shit my dad says

    That old bastard is a riot, that's exactly how I'm going to be when I'm that age. Shit, I might be that way now.

    On that note, do people have so damm little to do in their own lives, that they have to rely on the minute by minute updates of some stranger's life, to make their own full? I guess I just don't get the twitter thing at all. Oh well, that is a funny old bastard, but as far as I'm concerned, Kate Beckinsale can do WHATEVER she wants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RajunCajun View Post
    That old bastard is a riot, that's exactly how I'm going to be when I'm that age. Shit, I might be that way now.

    On that note, do people have so damm little to do in their own lives, that they have to rely on the minute by minute updates of some stranger's life, to make their own full? I guess I just don't get the twitter thing at all. Oh well, that is a funny old bastard, but as far as I'm concerned, Kate Beckinsale can do WHATEVER she wants!
    Troof!!

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    First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!

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    Whoohaaa!!! Those leggs
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    "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer"

    so true

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