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    High tech bar....

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum....


    A man walked into a very high‐tech bar.

    As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.

    The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever
    tasted.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered, "oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
    'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break-throughs',
    etc...

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try a
    different approach. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
    and asked what he would have.

    "A Martini, please."

    Again, it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

    This time, the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

    So, the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So, he left, returned, and took a stool. Again, a
    martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"

    This time, the man drawled out, "Uh.....bout 50".

    The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

    "A‐r‐e y‐o‐u p‐e‐o‐p‐l‐e s‐t‐i‐l‐l h‐a‐p‐p‐y w‐i‐t‐h O‐B‐A‐M‐A?"
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    Re: High tech bar....

    LOL

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    Re: High tech bar....

    I was waiting for the Bush reference, but it looks like some conservative took some joke towards Bush and twisted it to fit the current president. We all know supporters of conservative politics aren't the most creative people. :P
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    Re: High tech bar....

    Heh I've seen that one for the three presidents since and including Clinton. Meaning that chances are a conservative made it up and a liberal twisted it... haha

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