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    Putting in the office

    I am trying to do a little golf putting setup by my cube in the office.

    For now, I am using the old putter+cup trick. Anybody else got fancy with it and has ideas to share?

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    Re: Putting in the office

    I haven't yet. But I plan on taking my putter and one of those electric things to Iraq with me

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    Re: Putting in the office

    Always involve the office cutie and use "innuendo" like it's free shrimp at the company picnic.

    try to bank it off her thighs for style points.
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    Re: Putting in the office

    hahah - love the office cutie and her thighs idea.
    Such a shame all the cuties work in the HR group and are well versed with sexual harassment laws..

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    So, ask them how to "get around" the traditional HR problems. Ask for advice. HR people are very giving. You may just get some.
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    Re: Putting in the office

    Ive got the elec ball return deal.
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    Re: Putting in the office

    I don't use a cup, I roll another ball out there and try and hit it, retrieve and repeat another area of the space. Keeps it out of the same line all the time. Hitting the target ball anywhere pretty much assures that if there was hole there your ball will drop. Besides your just practicing your swing more than anything.
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    Re: Putting in the office

    Quote Originally Posted by wiseguy View Post
    hahah - love the office cutie and her thighs idea.
    Such a shame all the cuties work in the HR group and are well versed with sexual harassment laws..
    A little lawsuit should never stop you from putt puttin for the phuck of it... I agree with Dana, chip it off the thigh and go dig it out from under her desk... She'll like that and might drop the whole harassment thing. that is why I am in an office all by lonesome (they have a sign outside my office - don't feed the animals and does not play well with others, My office must have been a pen for bad animals before I moved in)
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    Re: Putting in the office

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    A little lawsuit should never stop you from putt puttin for the phuck of it... I agree with Dana, chip it off the thigh and go dig it out from under her desk... She'll like that and might drop the whole harassment thing.

    The 'harrassment thing' is not what I want to see dropped.
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    Re: Putting in the office

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    The 'harrassment thing' is not what I want to see dropped.
    yeah, my office sometimes looks like a laundromat...

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