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    I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    Just because it is so damned funny.

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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."
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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    "Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    Was he talking to you Dana?

    "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."
    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

    "It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012

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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    "The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?" LOL.....

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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    Barn???
    "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"
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    Re: I am bringing it back - Shit My Dad Says

    My favorite, "I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
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