Old Fart Football
> >
> > An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
> when the old man passes
> > gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
> >
> > His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the
> world was that?'
>
> > The old man replied, 'It's fart
> football.'
> >
> > A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
> says 'Touchdown, tie score.'
> >
> > After about five minutes the old man lets
> another one go and says,
> > 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
> >
> > Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one
> and says,
> > 'Touchdown, tie score..'
> >
> > Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
> squeaker and says,
> > 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'
> Now the pressure is on the old man.
> >
> > He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he
> strains real hard.
> > Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he
> gives it everything he's got,
> > and accidentally shits in the bed.
> >
The wife says, 'What the hell was
that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides."
