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    Grammar and Capitalization

    From an email that was forwarded by my wife...

    CAPITALIZATION

    Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar.

    I have noticed that many, who text message & email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.
    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Here's one on punctuation for ya Jim! lol
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    Punctuate the following sentence correctly:
    "A woman without her man is nothing"

    The men will typically (and incorrectly) answer with:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The correct answer?
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

    Hehehehe
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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    I've gotta point out in the OP that "hi-tech" is supposed to be "high tech"...

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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    This offends me!

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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    This offends me!
    I think that may be the most grammatically correct post I've ever seen from you!

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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Thank my cell.

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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    lol

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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Hahaha...
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    Re: Grammar and Capitalization

    Quote Originally Posted by = Buckeye Jess = View Post
    Here's one on punctuation for ya Jim! lol
    -----------------------
    Punctuate the following sentence correctly:
    "A woman without her man is nothing"

    The men will typically (and incorrectly) answer with:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The correct answer?
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

    Hehehehe
    Cue Chris with "A woman: without her, man goes hungry" or "A woman: good for making tasty sammiches!"

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