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    This is great

    Police search for Moron...
    AURORA - Police are searching for a man who they say has a history of violence and has attacked his wife in the past.

    Police say 35-year-old Joseph Moron has a permanent restraining order against him and two active felony warrants. They say he's wanted for investigation of stalking, second-degree kidnapping, second-degree assault, first-degree burglary and numerous counts of violating a restraining order.

    Moron is described by police as a 5-foot, 9-inch white man, weighing about 205 pounds with brown eyes and brown hair. They say he's known to frequent the area of Buckley Road and Iliff Avenue in Aurora.

    If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152.

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    Too bad they're only looking for one...
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    Re: This is great

    you know that with a name like that, he knows how to fight.....
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    Re: This is great

    ^^ We were just talking about that.

    I'm pretty much guessing he took a lot of shit as a kid and now is making up for it.
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: This is great

    Well, at least he lives up to his name...

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    Re: This is great

    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGuys View Post
    you know that with a name like that, he knows how to fight.....

    or he knows how to take a beating lol
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    Re: This is great

    With a name like that, he should have been part of this crew - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110119/od_nm/us_ashes_odd
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    Re: This is great

    I think someone at 9News has a sense of humor. I can't recall them using headlines like that in the past. The headlines would normally read something like Police Search for Fugitive or Police Search for Suspect. Rare to have them use a guy's last name.

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    Re: This is great

    It's the same title on Fox. Guess no one could resist.
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