Badass Italian Motorcycle

[Vellos]

Searched craigslist for "ninja" and couldn't help but click on "Want to go for a ride today or tomorrow on a badass Italian motorcycle - 26 (N. Denver)". I just hope he doesn't crash with a stranger on the back...

Want to go for a ride today or tomorrow on a badass Italian motorcycle?



Like to go fast? in style? I need a super hot chick to ride with me on my super hot Ducati 1098 Sportbike not a cheap plastic japanese ninja or slow obnoxious Harley this is the Ferrari of motorcycles.

I'm a chill dude 6' 0" 165 brown hair-eyes, some tats, all about having fun
in shape and work out


email for more info, pics please put "Eurotrash" in subject line to prove your real

[duelist13]

Somebody trash this asshole... if I knew his route I'd steal Vellos' bike in the middle of the night to take him out haha.

[675Rider]

What a douche! You have to post a craigslist ad and flaunt your Duc to get laid??? Truly pathetic. Too bad no one knows who it is. One of you "cheap plastic Ninja" owners could rip him a new asshole and show him brands dont make you fast or a better rider.

[Ricky]

I thought it was a joke until he said "in shape and work out". That's when I stopped laughing.

[cptschlongenheimer]

that red duc is straight off the cover of this month's sport rider mag...

[Sean]

He got one thing right, it is a badass Italian motorcycle.

[aerofaze]

I wonder if it's the same guy on the yellow Duc seen down here in da Springs a couple weeks ago who was riding like a tool.

[spdu4ia]

I wonder if it's the same guy on the yellow Duc seen down here in da Springs a couple weeks ago who was riding like a tool.

sounds like he fits the description

[OUTLAWD]

I'm gonna reply

[Sully]

OMG.. someone please respond to his ad, pleeeeaase! Tell him you're a hot chick and wants to touch his Super Hot Ducati.... someone please mess with this dude!

[Vellos]

Need to make a video out of it like the yut-ugh stunt police did.

[675Rider]

He must be livin off Ramen noodles payin for that bike and insurance. 6'0" 165 lbs!

[Sean]

OMG.. someone please respond to his ad, pleeeeaase! Tell him you're a hot chick and wants to touch his Super Hot Ducati.... someone please mess with this dude!

You should! Then meet up with him, on your own bike, and show him how to really ride.

[Sully]

.... ... NO... ... although, that would be funny, especially if I knew how to ride.

[Sean]

...especially if I knew how to ride.

Sorry, I forgot about that detail.

[Sully]

<---- You will get this in person, soon!

[d3spair]

He must be livin off Ramen noodles payin for that bike and insurance. 6'0" 165 lbs!

I'm 6' and 150 and very in shape =/

[Sean]

<---- You will get this in person, soon!

<---- You will get this in person, soon!

[rybo]

OK, I admit it. The ad is mine, and the bike in question isn't really a yellow Ducati, but rather a yellow DR650.

I've been feeling inadequate these recent months and thought I'd see how many responses I could get by email to fill all of my vacant time with dreams of pretty women emailing me because I have such a cool bike. I was never actually planning on showing up, are you kidding me? That just ruins the fantasy.

Now all I need to fill the empty spaces in my life is to feel total acceptance from craigslist, the Colorado Sportbike Club and Zoosk.

I need to get stretching for my upcoming darts tournament.

-Rybo












/sarcasm

[Sully]

Scott, we <3 U !

[Fernman]

The funny part, you shouldn't have to prove yourself, ego will get you killed, leave it at home with the bullets.

[OUTLAWD]

Scott, we <3 U !

Scott is awesome...but that guy Rybo on the other hand...

[Sean]

I'm a chill dude 6' 0" 165 brown hair-eyes, some tats, all about having fun in shape and work out

-Rybo

Wait a minute! You're not 6'0"

[rybo]

Wait a minute! You're not 6'0"

Yeah, more like 5'10", but I am all about having fun in shape and work out.

Hey, I totally exagerated about the motorcycle, my yellow bike is 1 cylinder and more than a few CC's short of the advertised bike, so I figured "why not?" 6' is a good round number, I'll go with that.

I went to a trackday last year and they were totally rude to me, so I pulled the lead instructor aside and told him:

"I possess the 800CC Ducati Desmosedici identical to the one ridden by Valentino Rossi in the Moto GP World Championship. Kenneth Ohlins himself has set-up my suspension. I demand you move me to the advanced group immmediately as there is no way that you could possibly keep up with me. I need more clear track to put down some blazing hot laps."

Can you beleive that he didn't move me up? I'm totally sticking to the street from here on out. It's way better and I can pick up hot girls on craigslist to ride on the back so that I can show off to all of you about how cool I am.

I'm so glad that Sully "less than 3's" me. The feeling of acceptance has begun.

-Rybo