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    Bung Hole Pucker Moments

    We've all had them. Figured we can share and have some good laughs after my moment on the way home tonight.

    Was coming back from the 92nd and Federal Sonic car meet tonight. Had some asshat in an FJ Cruiser up my tail pipe in the 328 and decided to make him a tiny dot in my rear view. Right as I downshifted to 3rd and dropped the hammer, the entire area lit up like a christmas tree. Everyone around me lit up the brake lights at the same time which had me convinced I had somehow missed a UC. After I almost dropped some poo I realized the cop was on the other side of the highway and had flipped his lights on for someone else. Despite knowing it, I think subconsciously I was still thinking he heard me and was gonna come back the opposite direction after me instead so I didn't waste much time taking my exit and headed home.

    I've had other moments but this, being the most recent, gave me a good scare.
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    Re: Bung Hole Pucker Moments

    suck...

    we always liked taking the canyon up to black hawk area and would downshift before the tunnels to make a little extra noise... little did i know on the next ride that the tunnel i was entering had some pretty shitty pavement in it, down shifted right before and about a quarter of the way thru i was tank slapping into the opposite lane. somehow i pulled out of it and avoided on comming traffic and lived to tell about it but it definately was a good conversation piece with the group lol

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    Re: Bung Hole Pucker Moments

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    Re: Bung Hole Pucker Moments

    Once, when I was younger, I was in a juvenile corrections facility and dropped the soap in the communal showers........talk about pucker moments! Oh, wait, you meant "on a motorcycle", sorry.......
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