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    hey doc, i've got a question....

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the
    motor of a SV650 motorcycle when he spotted a
    well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

    The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager
    to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic
    shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a
    question?"

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the
    mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic
    straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
    Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves
    out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and
    when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get
    such a small salary and you get the really big bucks,
    when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
    whispered to the mechanic...

    "Try doing it with the engine running"

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    You need to quit getting jokes from CJ. I've seen this one before on that site. But still good.

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    This joke is older than Nottos hatred for Honduhs.
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