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    Not Afraid

    An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

    The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
    Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

    The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
    .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

    The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

    "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."


    The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
    and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?

    Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,

    "Not a fucking thing!"
    "With every broken bone, I swear I lived."


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    Re: Not Afraid

    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: Not Afraid

    hahaha nice
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    Re: Not Afraid

    I guess today is Friday. Quite hilarious
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    Re: Not Afraid

    In AZ you can form your own militias! 520 REPRESENT!
    "When you on the track, you have to be enjoying the moment, you have to be flowing, "Be water, My Friend". You try to be the fastest, and it seems a little beet estupid, 20 riders making the same way, lap by lap, but this simple thing: is very complicated." #99

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    Re: Not Afraid

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (<--Comic Sans rules!)
    The GECCO

    You begin your riding career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

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