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    Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

    No Offense to anyone!
    Just some monday morning humor!


    Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
    Motorcycles' curves never sag.
    Motorcycles last longer.
    Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
    You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
    Motorcycles don't have parents.
    Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
    You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
    If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
    You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the
    old one is really worn.

    If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

    When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
    Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
    Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
    Motorcycle magazines.

    New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
    you don't get them.

    If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
    If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
    to correct it.

    You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
    You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
    You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
    You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

    You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
    and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

    If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

    You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

    Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
    Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
    Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
    Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
    You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
    It's always ok to use tie down your Motorcycle.
    If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

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    Re: Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

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    Re: Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

    You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents
    Why is this so funny?








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    You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well

    Unless Bertha has molested it!

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    Re: Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

    Just recently...I went down...but I'll have another bike soon

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    Re: Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze";p="205803
    Just recently...I went down...but I'll have another bike soon
    There is always two sides as I am always willing to point out.

    Respect is important in any relationship. If you do not respect a motorcycle she could throw you to the ground and crush you.
    Remember, she weights more than you do.
    You must break her in right.
    She can be cold and then instantly be hot.
    When it comes to a disagreement, she is heartless.
    She can make a grown man cry.
    Cross her and she will break your legs.
    Remember she can have a mind of her own and sometimes ride you.
    If you get too aggressive, she could slap you to the ground.
    Ride her too hard and she will flip you off her back.
    Don't make her do something she does not want to do or she may shake her head, throw you 20 feet and come after you with a vengeance.
    She is more likely to actually kill you that the wife.
    There is a debate as to which is higher maintenance.
    Treat her right and she will make you very happy, treat her wrong and she will make you wish you never met her.
    If a she divorces you it is unlikely you will live to tell about it.

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