my dad just told me this story on facebook.
A dude brought his old motorcycle in the living room to clean it while watching football....
He has a can of gasoline there with him to cut the grease off the engine.
After cleaning it all up he decides to start it...in the living room
Its an old bike.. Can be started in gear....well. Out the sliding glass door it goes...
Crashing through the doors with him hanging on to it...
All cut up from the glass and bang up..his wife calls 911
He's taken to the hospital by ambulance. And patched up....back at home he goes to bed. The wife decides to clean everything up and finds the can of gas...
She's not sure what it is exactly...and ends up dumping it in the toilet....
A while later...dud wakes up and needs to use the bathroom....lights a Cig on the way....
Goes to sit down....and tosses the cig in the toilet between his legs..
The explosion throws him through the bathroom door....
911 is called, same ambulance drivers....
While they are trying to get him on the gurney the wife is telling the story and they are laughing so hard they drop him and break his collar bone
Its a true story..... But don't ever clean your bike in the house...
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