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  1. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:35 PM #25
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    nate you are the coolest mexican i know...other than my wife/kids
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    Really? Like the guy who had the, "I'm pregnant! and kicked in the stomach" cartoon in his signature? I have a personal story of my own and could have cried foul but you didn't see me bitching like a hurt school girl.

    Life's rough - get the fuck over it. If you don't like it, don't come back to the thread. Guaranteed something anyone says is bound to offend someone else.
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  3. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:36 PM #27
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Not to take sides, but Mohammed is actually the most popular name in the world right now...

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  4. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:38 PM #28
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    Thanks newbie...compare our join dates before you start talking to me about this forum...
    Oh sorry, I didn't realize I was treading on your turf

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  5. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:38 PM #29
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    pretty sure the guy w/ the sig line you are speaking about is also a cop...talk about irony.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    You know what I'm sorry if you were offended.


    Mods please delete this thread in hopes not to offend anyone else
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  7. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:43 PM #31
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    I'm offended that you would so quickly delete this thread because it may be offensive. How rude.
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  8. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:44 PM #32
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by MAZIN View Post
    You know what I'm sorry if you were offended.


    Mods please delete this thread in hopes not to offend anyopne else
    Apology accepted and I am sorry for getting upset too.
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  9. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:50 PM #33
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Stop the presses.

    Hold the phones.

    An apology on CSC.
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  10. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:57 PM #34
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    shut up zach...you don't have a Dog in your avatar...so you will be ignored...it's animal racial profiling
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    If they start hugging and spooning, I am outta here!
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  12. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 02:00 PM #36
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    sounds like a good excuse for everyone to get together and drink a beer
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by bendavis View Post
    I'm offended that you would so quickly delete this thread because it may be offensive. How rude.

    Im Sorry you were offended
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  14. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 02:45 PM #38
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    this thread makes me laugh hell all you fuckers make me laugh I might buy everyone here a beer in the near future!
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  15. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 02:45 PM #39
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    posting for free beer
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by WolFeYeZ View Post
    posting for free beer

    good call wolfeyez you in for a beer
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    LMAO! They can't pay somebody to come up with this type of reality show on Fox.... Anyways...

    What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

    ...

    You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

    Hey, Hey, Hey....

    Boy walks into a pharmacy to grab some condoms because he's got a feeling he will get lucky on his first-this-girl date tonight. He walks up to the pharmacist and asks "what kind of condoms" do you have?

    Pharmacist is very helpful and polite and explains the intricacies about each condom, brand, benefits and detriments to him. The boy settles, slightly arrogantly on magnum ultra-ribbed super sparkly blue. He says something about it reminding him of being super man. The Pharmacist smiles at him politely. After the purchase the boy runs home to get everything just right for that night.

    The boy arrives at girl's parents house for dinner before the date, she decided it would be a good thing on the first date. Her dad welcomes the boy with a warm hug and a sheepish grin. When they all sit down for dinner the father offers the evenings prayer but the boy insists. The boy prays, prays and prays. He prays about the government, about our soldiers, about how blessed this family is for having such a caring, kind, merciful heart, and then proceeds to pray about weird shit, like cockatoos and pinwheels. After about 20 minutes of prayer the girl gently prods him in the side, and under her breath mumbles: "I didn't know you were this religious". The boy pauses and takes a deep breath. He replies to her:

    "I didn't know your father was the pharmacist"


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    More weird shit from Mazin' father-in-law!
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  18. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 03:15 PM #42
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    lol
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  19. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 03:43 PM #43
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Spooph crossed my line and NOW I'm offended.

    Am going to need at least two beers
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    Im sorry you were offended.
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  21. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 06:39 PM #45
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Dem racist jokes weren't clever, therefor not funny. That is all.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Posting to confirm interest in free beer.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Zach929rr View Post
    Posting to confirm interest in free beer.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    Spooph crossed my line and NOW I'm offended.

    Am going to need at least two beers
    tinker you get a beer and a bitch drink for making such a bitch statement!
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