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  1. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 07:00 PM #49
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Zach929rr View Post
    Posting to confirm interest in free beer.
    post confirmed free beer for you!
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  2. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 07:02 PM #50
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by bendavis View Post
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    bendavis words must be involved in order to be eligible for free beer sorry i dont make the rules i enforce them.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Why are Asians always left out?


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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

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    Why are Asians always left out?
    They aren't. We just haven't made it that far yet. Stick around someone will post an Asian joke . . .
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Sigh..... Let me find the popcorn smiley


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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Well despite the fact that this may hit a nerve for people i will tell my favorite racist joke, you may ask why and the answer is simple.

    The things that mean the most end up being the most funny, if you cant see past the joke portion i feel sorry for you.



    Why do all black people have nightmares?

    Because we shot the only one that had a dream!


    Flame away...
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Posting real words for free beer!

    I'm trying to think of an asian joke, but i'm not sure any of them would hold up to the high standards of asian dad.
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    I fucking offended I just want free fucking beer. Keep the jokes coming.
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  9. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 09:28 PM #57
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    bendavis and sloridr you guys get beers too also just to assure everyone I'm a man of my word I'm seriously getting you all a beer!
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Survivalism View Post
    Well despite the fact that this may hit a nerve for people i will tell my favorite racist joke, you may ask why and the answer is simple.

    The things that mean the most end up being the most funny, if you cant see past the joke portion i feel sorry for you.



    Why do all black people have nightmares?

    Because we shot the only one that had a dream!


    Flame away...
    haven't heard that one yet...it's got color. da dum ting!
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Survivalism View Post

    Why do all black people have nightmares?

    Because we shot the only one that had a dream!


    Flame away...
    I am offended .
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Ted View Post
    I am offended .
    Look on the bright side, apparently you get free beer now!
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  13. Wed Jun 22nd, 2011, 09:57 PM #61
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    You are right man, and I wll just let this go now. I just know that racism sucks and wish more people would just chill with it and make assumptions of the person and not their race. Done with this thread now, sorry for the drama everyone, just hit a nerve....
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    All this beer talk makes me want to go ride...... too soon?
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Survivalism View Post
    Look on the bright side, apparently you get free beer now!
    Hell Yeah .... Heinekens FTW !
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    45 minutes bottle to bike.
















    like i drink from a bottle...
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

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  18. Thu Jun 23rd, 2011, 05:52 AM #66
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Someone offend me damn it!!!! I want a beer!


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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by Mother Goose View Post
    All this beer talk makes me want to go ride...... too soon?
    AAhhhh i see what you did there!!!
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Alright folks My list for free Beer is coming to a close otherwise im going to have to skimp out on my mortgage payment to pay for everyone's beer's if you are on the following list congrats you get a free beer. Start throwing weekend dates out that works for everyone cause when the date is set and you dont show up for your free beer your screwed! Also were going to a PUB not a BAR or CLUB or someones house serving crappy ass canned beer i dont drink that shit were going to a PUB and everyone gets a beer thats on TAP No exceptions!!! heres the list

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  21. Thu Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:29 AM #69
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    After thinking about it last night I would like to genuinely apologize, I did not think about all aspects before I posted those 2 "jokes".
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by MAZIN View Post
    After thinking about it last night I would like to genuinely apologize, I did not think about all aspects before I posted those 2 "jokes".
    yea well now you get a beer so good job!
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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    mmmmmm beer....


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    Re: More email's from my father in-law

    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    mmmmmm beer....


    ^^That is awesome!

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