Women, who do you think you are

**Ytry2** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 02:42 PM

*Pushes soapbox into the center of the room and proceeds to stand on it. *

Women, what in gawds green earth makes you think that if you can bang 5/6 up and 1 down while upright on 2, that any guy that approaches you is only doing so to get the numbers to hook up later? Here I have something for you, here is a spoon so that you can eat my ass!

Get this, I head out during lunch to get my bikes race numbers for the SMRI race #2 this weekend and I stop for some fuel. While I am letting my trusty 1k treat herself to some fine 91, a woman on a CBR600rr pulls up to the pump behind me. She arrives in all her “ hey look at me I am girl” splendor adorn in a nice Joe Rocket jacket and gloves. However miss smarty pants has no skid lid so that everyone can see that she is a chick… First clue…ATTENTION WHORE!
I walk in and pay for my fuel and walk over to my bike to grab a flyer for the SMRI street riders track day that will be held on 6/5. *Yes I keep them in my bike, and yes I give them to everyone on 2 wheels* I turn to approach her and we make eye contact just before they begin to roll back in her head. As I get closer to her I say, “Hi, I thought I would give you” she then interrupts and say’s “I don’t need another phone number.” This pissed me off… so in my normal, charming, and smartass way I say, “first off, I have a wife that could ride circles around you. Secondly, your not as HOT as you think you are. I was simply giving you a flier for a local track day, however you can use it to fill the void left in your ass once you remove your head from it.” At that point she proclaimed some babble that was completely incoherent to me as I strapped my brain bucket on and rode away…

Just because you have baby feeders, a cock-cozy and know how to ride a bike does not mean everyone wants you… MAN, some day women will learn to look past their nipples, till then GO MAKE ME A PIE!

I will step off my soapbox now.

Sorry had to get that off my chest

**Hoopty** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 02:44 PM

**Anonymous** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 02:53 PM

fuckin TC...

Hey dude try 87 in that steed of yours. It will run better.

Don't need 91 at your elevation.

**Filo** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 02:53 PM

Warning: Nothing useful follows in my reply.

Originally Posted by Ytry2";p="205595

Women, what in gawds green earth makes you think that if you can bang 5/6 up and 1 down while upright on 2,

What if they have GP shifting?

Originally Posted by Ytry2";p="205595

Just because you have baby feeders, a cock-cozy and know how to ride a bike does not mean everyone wants you… MAN, some day women will learn to look past their nipples, till then GO MAKE ME A PIE!

No, actually, unless they are truly heinous, everyone usually does want them

. And it is usually *me* that has trouble looking past their nipple

. And I am old and married, so I should know better. [homer]Mmmmm, pie[/homer]

**Bertha** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 02:55 PM

**sprtbkbabe** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:07 PM

There are a couple girls who I've seen ride around Aurora with upside-down visors to hold their hair in.

Natural Selection, I say

**Vance** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:17 PM

That has got to be some of the funniest crap I've read in a long time Ytry. Especially now that I'm single and would, as a factor within their (having a) personality, prefer to meet a woman who actually is a rider rather than wanting to just be a poser riding biatch... this is one comedic twist on that concept.

**lravaholic2** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:25 PM

Little brother you have the best stories. And always a smart ass.

**McVaaahhh** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:29 PM

Reminds me of Paris Hilton.

**japrules** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ytry2";p="205595

*Pushes soapbox into the center of the room and proceeds to stand on it. *

Women, what in gawds green earth makes you think that if you can bang 5/6 up and 1 down while upright on 2, that any guy that approaches you is only doing so to get the numbers to hook up later? Here I have something for you, here is a spoon so that you can eat my ass!

Get this, I head out during lunch to get my bikes race numbers for the SMRI race #2 this weekend and I stop for some fuel. While I am letting my trusty 1k treat herself to some fine 91, a woman on a CBR600rr pulls up to the pump behind me. She arrives in all her “ hey look at me I am girl” splendor adorn in a nice Joe Rocket jacket and gloves. However miss smarty pants has no skid lid so that everyone can see that she is a chick… First clue…ATTENTION WHORE!
I walk in and pay for my fuel and walk over to my bike to grab a flyer for the SMRI street riders track day that will be held on 6/5. *Yes I keep them in my bike, and yes I give them to everyone on 2 wheels* I turn to approach her and we make eye contact just before they begin to roll back in her head. As I get closer to her I say, “Hi, I thought I would give you” she then interrupts and say’s “I don’t need another phone number.” This pissed me off… so in my normal, charming, and smartass way I say, “first off, I have a wife that could ride circles around you. Secondly, your not as HOT as you think you are. I was simply giving you a flier for a local track day, however you can use it to fill the void left in your ass once you remove your head from it.” At that point she proclaimed some babble that was completely incoherent to me as I strapped my brain bucket on and rode away…

Just because you have baby feeders, a cock-cozy and know how to ride a bike does not mean everyone wants you… MAN, some day women will learn to look past their nipples, till then GO MAKE ME A PIE!

I will step off my soapbox now.

Sorry had to get that off my chest

Oh this is so awesome.. course, being single and all I would have been looking at her nipples and the only reason I would have offered her the flyer was for a glimpse at forementioned radio dials..

I will say this though... I am apparently lucky enough to get an exceptional looking woman to be interested in me from time to time.. I have found however, that exceptional looking women have major issues as they are persued so hard over the years that they are like freakin' deer in headlights even once they agree to hang out with you.. its like they think your agenda is to cornhole them and thats it... whatever... I'm spending my time with the average girl these days.. they only seem to be mildly messed up.

Hang in there Bro... I bet you have a great wife to go home to..

Joe

**swademaster** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by Ytry2";p="205595

Just because you have baby feeders, a cock-cozy and know how to ride a bike does not mean everyone wants you… MAN, some day women will learn to look past their nipples, till then GO MAKE ME A PIE!

Ytry2-->

<--biker chick

**Lel** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 05:01 PM

HAHAHAH holy shit dood, thats funny, I love the last paragraph.

lel

**~Barn~** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 05:47 PM

That's awesome.

**Stuart Little** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 09:03 PM

Ah, made my day

**King Nothing** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 10:05 PM

Wait a sec? she had a 600rr? I though chicks were only allowed to have sv650's. Now I'm really confused.

:waits for everyone's smart-ass remarks:

**Jenny** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 10:18 PM

Just cuz you've got an SV and you're a chick doesn't mean all of us have them. /me pets her Ducati. Good girl, yes....

**King Nothing** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 10:23 PM

Sarcasm - Just one of the services I offer.

:P

**Mel** · Wed May 18th, 2005, 11:47 PM

that story is great! Made me laugh! The last squid girl I ran into at a gas station all looked at me like she was better or sumptin, beotch!
Oh well, maybe all the phone number these hot chics on bikes get will pad their asses when they fall off.
I don't think it is all girls though...I sure as hell never really got numbers or that much attention when I was out riding all the time!

**Bigtime73** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 08:40 AM

<===TC

TC you are freekin hillarious!!

**AshliRider44** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Killbot";p="205744

Wait a sec? she had a 600rr? I though chicks were only allowed to have sv650's. Now I'm really confused.

First off

for you Doug!

:waits for everyone's smart-ass remarks:

Second, what a snotty little bitch!!! Maybe she'll wreck and get some common sense knocked into that empty head of hers!

**RSVR4aCowboy** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 08:57 AM

Damn it TC, I just spewed coffee all over my monitor,

**ebazyl** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by RSVR4aCowboy";p="205836

Damn it TC, I just spewed coffee all over my monitor,

Was it coffee or beer?

**Sully** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 09:12 AM

hmmm...... So is that all you have to do in Albuquerque to get a guys phone number ???

I wonder if that will work here because I never get any phone numbers ???

...ohhh... prolly cuz I wear my "skid lid" and people think I'm a dood

So .... where my gurls at ??? Let's roll out some night and see how many numbers we can get

Who's in ????

Ytry2 your response was classic !!!

**AshliRider44** · Thu May 19th, 2005, 09:30 AM

I get more perverted guys blowing kisses and being all nasty to me then phone numbers, I wonder if its because I flip them off

when they start doing that

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