ewwwww.....Last night I had this ding dong ask me if I wanted to race him.. uh hello.. rush hour traffic and he's driving an old Toyota camry ??? I guess we can all dream, right ?
Not worth losing my license over... at least he wasn't...
I do remember one guy taking Amazzon's and my picture with his camera phone ..... not sure what that was about ????
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I went riding with a few guy friends last year and these dudes in a big ass truck pulled up next to us and screamed at us that guys who ride bikes do so because they have small ummm ya know... and I always thought that was what people said about guys who drove big trucks
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Umm... all guys are perverted.. get used to itOriginally Posted by AshliRider44";p="205860
I get more perverted guys blowing kisses and being all nasty to me then phone numbers, I wonder if its because I flip them off
03 zx6rr (soon to be race)
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lol, I don't ride with my seat on anymore cuz I have had people, guys included, just get on at lights and shit. Last guy that did that I left sitting on his ass in the intersection
My fav line was also the ever classic "is that your bike?". I usually responded with no, it was my grandmas. Or that I stole it and had no idea how to ride it.
Had a car full of little boys all waving and hooting at me on the way home last night...they seemed quite perturbed that I could not wheelie for them.
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oooh! "Do a pop-a-wheelie" is my FAVORITE. I always oblige.
I know... we met remember???Umm... all guys are perverted.. get used to itI get more perverted guys blowing kisses and being all nasty to me then phone numbers, I wonder if its because I flip them off
The last SOB that told me because I wouldn't pop a wheelie for his cager ass and his scrub crew to see I didn't know how to ride and was a prick got my steel toed imprint in his car door.oooh! "Do a pop-a-wheelie" is my FAVORITE. I always oblige.
As to the topic at hand...
I have nothing to say. I'm still laughing too hard. I have to stop reading the original post.
...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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Oh- I was talking about when little kids say it. Everyone else gets a strange look.The last SOB that told me because I wouldn't pop a wheelie for his cager ass and his scrub crew to see I didn't know how to ride and was a prick got my steel toed imprint in his car door.oooh! "Do a pop-a-wheelie" is my FAVORITE. I always oblige.
As to the topic at hand...
I have nothing to say. I'm still laughing too hard. I have to stop reading the original post.
Ah... I've oddly never had a little kid ask me that. I think they're scared of the scary man in the helmet.Oh- I was talking about when little kids say it. Everyone else gets a strange look.The last SOB that told me because I wouldn't pop a wheelie for his cager ass and his scrub crew to see I didn't know how to ride and was a prick got my steel toed imprint in his car door.oooh! "Do a pop-a-wheelie" is my FAVORITE. I always oblige.
As to the topic at hand...
I have nothing to say. I'm still laughing too hard. I have to stop reading the original post.
...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Current Ride: 2005 Ducati ST3
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I rarely think of motorcycles without a little yearning. They are about moving, and humans, I think, yearn to move – it’s in our cells, in our desires. We quiet our babies with cyclic movement, and we quiet ourselves by going.
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ROTFL
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So went riding through the springs to go to lunch/Dinner on Saturday...look over at the gas station as we are sitting at the stop light and see about 8-10 squids and semi squids getting gas. And one girl on a blue Honda (I think) who was DESPERATELY seeking attention in her tank top. Even like leaning over, and asking the guys to look at things on her body or bike, like I could totally imagine her saying "oh, I think a rock hit me right here, right on my boob...do you see anything? look closer, did it leave a mark?". Like she was just oh so cool or something. As Christine and I roll by in full gear...me in black jacket and riding pants, black helmet with a tinted visor, black boots, black gloves....aside from the purple on the bike, you would probably never known I was even a girl!
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Man! Squids have all the luck!
03 zx6rr (soon to be race)
MRA#533 novice
...they seemed quite perturbed that I could not wheelie for them.[/quote]
you mean WOULD not.....whenever someone makes "the wheelie gesture" i always just shake my head no, as if to say..."silly pilgrims".
i think people who don't ride think wheelieing a motorcycle is easy and you should be able to rip one right in front of the king soopers entrance (the most recent request i have had)...ya know...cause that would be safe, right.....(of course not).
Well I can't wait to get rid of my temp tags, cause the only comments i get are alnog the lines of "let me show you how to ride that", and "did you dad get that for you". :P
2000 Ducati 748
You know.... You don't *have* to wait for temps to expire, before you replace them with legit one.
~Brandon~
Aprilia RSV 1000 R Factory - "Gemma"
MV Agusta F3 800 - "Amy Lou"
Rattan Fat Bear Plus - "Lynda"
I rarely think of motorcycles without a little yearning. They are about moving, and humans, I think, yearn to move – it’s in our cells, in our desires. We quiet our babies with cyclic movement, and we quiet ourselves by going.
Melissa Holbrook Pierson
So... umm...
what gas station was that?
Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
umm... may I ask what exactly is a squid?
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Just stick around the world of sportbiking for a good while. You'll learn your own definition eventually, and it may just change a few times, along the way.
~Brandon~
Aprilia RSV 1000 R Factory - "Gemma"
MV Agusta F3 800 - "Amy Lou"
Rattan Fat Bear Plus - "Lynda"
I rarely think of motorcycles without a little yearning. They are about moving, and humans, I think, yearn to move – it’s in our cells, in our desires. We quiet our babies with cyclic movement, and we quiet ourselves by going.
Melissa Holbrook Pierson
Yeah i know but my 18 hour days kind of wear me out for standing in line for tags. And i'm still kinda new to this forum too, and this is the only place where i heard of squids and cagers.. so squids are guys on bikes w/ no protective gear looking for loose chicks and cagers are people inm cars right? @ least thats what i've been seeing so far.You know.... You don't *have* to wait for temps to expire, before you replace them with legit one.
2000 Ducati 748
My favorite squid...: wears a helmet and has girlfriend on the back with no helmet and a tank top.Yeah i know but my 18 hour days kind of wear me out for standing in line for tags. And i'm still kinda new to this forum too, and this is the only place where i heard of squids and cagers.. so squids are guys on bikes w/ no protective gear looking for loose chicks and cagers are people inm cars right? @ least thats what i've been seeing so far.You know.... You don't *have* to wait for temps to expire, before you replace them with legit one.
03 zx6rr (soon to be race)
MRA#533 novice
RE: SQUID
From about.com:
Definition: Have you seen a motorcycle rider who does not wear protective clothing, darts into and out of traffic at high speed, seems to need some motorcycle training and, in general, acts like he/she doesn't know what they're doing? You've seen a Squid.
No one is quite sure where this term came from. It is a naval term for a young sailor. It may be an acronym. Some examples are "SQUirrely kID," "Stupid, QUick, and Inevitably Dead," or "Super QUick, Inadequately Dressed."
My Def:
A squid is a guy who rides a sportbike and not only doesn't wear gear, but straps his helmet to the side of the bike instead of on his head. (Shoei frame slider)
I especially laugh at the guys in full gear, except a helmet. I saw one guy a couple weeks ago in a racing suit complete with knee pucks, but no helmet.
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