Don't Crash Saturday 7/23

[Zenshu]

Rookies.... This is how you jack a thread...!

What the hell did everyone do when the server was being upgraded last night?

Searched the internet for things I will never be able to afford...like a personal yacht with a built in Motocross track

[WolFeYeZ]

Mra forum and craigslist motorcycle.

I may be in for this ride GEorge.

[Vellos]

I'll bring Swift gloves and you can bring mine.

[Ted]

Rookies.... This is how you jack a thread...!

What the hell did everyone do when the server was being upgraded last night?

Well, i found refuge at gixxer.com .

[grim]

Thanks Steve, Adam was telling me the same thing earlier today. Changed the route to go up Mt. Evans just to piss grim off and filter out the sissies.

you cant piss me off vellos I have a 1 and a half year old little girl who can talk shit better than you!!

Since im going to go waaaaaay before you do i will give a heads up if there are any issues that you may want to watch out for. Only because i care!

[WolFeYeZ]

I'll bring Swift gloves and you can bring mine.

Too bad your parents Are already in possession of said gloves :P

[Vellos]

Too bad your parents Are already in possession of said gloves :P

Thanks for saying hi to me.

[WolFeYeZ]

Thanks for saying hi to me.

We did a nice "VARRROOM" outside your apartment. I do believe that counts

[koru]

it brings a tear to my eye seeing all this love and caring for each other!

[OUTLAWD]

Well, i found refuge at gixxer.com .

why waste your time

[thesavidge1]

I think I may just have to pop my csc cherry on this ride, I'm getting a little lonesome with all the solo rides.

[Penadam]

I've come up with a foolproof way to prevent crashes on Vellos' rides. This way, they can get the dick measuring contest out of the way before the ride.

[Swift]

Maybe it should be one of these so we can get the girth too

[Penadam]

Maybe it should be one of these so we can get the girth too

The truth is, girth doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared. And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far?

[bendavis]

The truth is, girth doesn’t really matter. What does matter is: length times diameter, plus weight over girth, divided by angle of of the tip squared. And so, by dividing the weight and the girth of the penis by the angle or the — what do we call it again? The yaw. The yaw of the shaft. What we finally get is the adjusted penis size, or T.M.I.. Any questions so far?

whats a penis?

[Swift]

I completely forgot about that episode of south park. lol

[Sully]

damn, looks like I'm out then!

I've come up with a foolproof way to prevent crashes on Vellos' rides. This way, they can get the dick measuring contest out of the way before the ride.

[Vellos]

Saturday is lookin' to be sunny with no wind or rain, perfect for going up in elevation!

[koru]

Isnt that ruler a little long.

[Swift]

To any n00bs thinking of coming along:

You WILL get hurt. Be it by a stone being thrown up from the road into your knee, sliding across the pavement because you were riding over your head, or me beating the ever loving shit out of you for riding out of your element.

So, don't come on this ride.
K? K.

[WolFeYeZ]

To any n00bs thinking of coming along:

You WILL get hurt. Be it by a stone being thrown up from the road into your knee, sliding across the pavement because you were riding over your head, or me beating the ever loving shit out of you for riding out of your element.

So, don't come on this ride.
K? K.

OH I AM SO IN NOW!

[Vellos]

Errr can we just have a normal ride thread? Anyone is welcome to come and as long as you're level headed you'll be fine.

[grim]

Errr can we just have a normal ride thread? Anyone is welcome to come and as long as you're level headed you'll be fine.

your just as guilty for trolling other ride threads as people are of yours.

[Swift]

Obviously not because every time we try to have a normal thread or ride someone comes out of nowhere and wrecks.