So This biker is cruising done the road and while crossing a bridge get pulled over by a cop. The cop comes up to him and asks why he was speeding. The guy says I am late for my job and its super important i get there. The officer asks him what he does. So the biker tells the cop he stretches assholes. The Officer looks confused and asks what the hell does that mean. So the biker says well I go to work and stretch assholes ....I put my hands in there and push and stretch and push with all my might. Then finally when i get the asshole stretched to about 6 feet I give him a badge and a radar gun!
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