Roofies? Grim let's get him drunk, get him to sign over some titles, take the for sale stuff (minus the zune because who the fuck needs one of those) and split it. Then we throw hime to the girls from the vellos pic. After that he will be to ashamed to tell anyone what happened.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.