Oh damn LMAO material right here!

[grim]

That's freakin hilarious! You need a girlfriend. LMAO

I have a wife and kid! I do all this shit while i am at work (the posting of the funny stuff not the actual online sex crap) lol.

[ndnbennyb]

That was FUNNY!

[kevplus2]

a classic...

<bloodninja>Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
<BritneySpears14>Aight.
<bloodninja>Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
<BritneySpears14>I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
<bloodninja>Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14>Oh, I like to play dress up.
<bloodninja>Me too baby.
<BritneySpears14>I kiss you softly on your chest.
<bloodninja>I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
<BritneySpears14>Hey...
<bloodninja>I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
<BritneySpears14>Funny I still don't see it.
<bloodninja>I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
<BritneySpears14>You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
<bloodninja>Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
<bloodninja>I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
<BritneySpears14>Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
<bloodninja>Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
<bloodninja>King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
<bloodninja>You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
<bloodninja>Baby?

and

<BritneySpears14>Ok, are you ready?
<eminemBNJA>Aight, yeah I'm ready.
<BritneySpears14>I like your music Em... Tee hee.
<eminemBNJA>huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
<BritneySpears14>Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
<BritneySpears14>I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
<eminemBNJA>Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14>What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
<eminemBNJA>Oh ****
<BritneySpears14>I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
<eminemBNJA>Oh ****
<eminemBNJA>damn I gotta write down your names or something